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Apr. 10th, 2021


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[info]phalliwell
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Message to Morgan Yu


[info]phalliwell
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Morgan Yu
Hi!

I'm PJ Halliwell, and I just arrived here and was told that you are behind the dating app for outsiders, that's what we are called right? Anyways, I just wanted to reach out and introduce myself! Back home I host a podcast about love, dating, relationships and more and figured you would be someone should get to know!

I'm also half cupid so you could say love is in my DNA. Wow, that's weird just coming right out and saying it! But people seem to know all about magic and no one is hiding who they are! So, anyway, I'd love to meet!

PJ Halliwell

Mar. 20th, 2021


[info]whoareyu
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[info]whoareyu
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[No Subject]


[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic
Hey, folks: Tag! is now open for business. Download the app here and get to making friends or scheduling hookups or whatever else you want to do.

On registration, you'll see the opt-in/opt-out on surprise dicks along with the age, gender, and location filters. If any of you feel called to test the limits of the dick recognition software, please do so (with the consent of other participants) and report your results for us. Make passionate use of the bug report feature if anything doesn't work right for you, and feel free to reach out to me or Murderbot if you have ideas for features we could add.

Finally, for the love of whatever gods, monsters, lawyers, guns, or money you hold sacred, remember that this is a hobby project and Murderbot and I both have real jobs, so we may not be able to instantly implement fixes or features.

Mar. 15th, 2021


[info]whoareyu
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[info]whoareyu
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[No Subject]


[info]whoareyu
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Based on everybody's leaked search histories, I'm getting the idea that Vallo needs a better dating app. I've got the skills to build one. What features would you want to see?

Premise: A dating app for all species, all genders, and all sexualities. Ability to match, flirt, or message built-in. Flexible profile system allowing users to include whatever information about themselves or about what they're looking for that users find relevant. Clean, simple interface; profiles are conversation starters, not novels. Can be used equally well to find hookups or long-term relationship possibilities.

Some ideas I'm already working on:
- Some kind of unsolicited-dick-pic prevention. (Murderbot - do you think you could help with the design of a dick-recognition system sophisticated enough to make sure nobody sees a dick they don't want to see, but will also allow requested dicks and not instantly punish people for sending pictures of eggplants and cucumbers?)
- Search system allowing users to filter-in or filter-out profiles based on keywords and features of profiles. (Example: user Jessica Rabbit filters in all profiles with asexual identities, does not apply a filter to gender alone, and filters out all profiles that are identified as BOTH human AND male.) (With the flexible profile system, this can only get but so specific - if user Morgan wants to filter out everybody who hates baseball or filter in only people who enjoy European dance pop, Morgan's gonna have to handle that himself by talking to people.)

I could also use some brainstorming help coming up with a name. Currently scrawled on the whiteboard in my kitchen are:
Dater
Meeter
Alchemy
Connection
Connecter
Attach
Bridge
Tag

Feb. 19th, 2021


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[info]jakku_survivor
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[info]jakku_survivor
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I hear someone new arriving here isn't exactly unexpected - but I don't think I've been to a world quite like this one before.

I'm Rey.


[Filtered to Luke Skywalker]

Hello. Leia mentioned you were here and I though perhaps we could talk. We've met, actually. In my world- or my time in our galaxy. I'm from the same time Leia is. this is not getting off to a good st

Feb. 13th, 2021


[info]whoareyu
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[info]whoareyu
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[No Subject]


[info]whoareyu
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To anyone I didn't see last night: 恭喜发财 / 春节快乐 / Happy New Year! Good luck and good fortune to all, and my your year be filled with academic success, promotions at every step, and prosperity of all kinds.

[Filtered to Party Invitees and Attendees]
Thanks for coming to share the New Year with me - it was a blast. Best one I've had in a long time, to be honest.

Also, while everyone did great, Daphne, Eloise, and Erik make the luckiest dumplings. Your dough pleats would have my grandmother trying to adopt you.

Poe, I hope the food was still good when the Murderdrone made its delivery, and that recovery's going well. We missed you.

And finally - if anyone wants continued Chinese cooking lessons, let me know. I like sharing the knowledge, and I'm trying to be less of an asshole than I was in my previous life.

Feb. 4th, 2021


[info]whoareyu
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[info]whoareyu
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Log: Murderbot and Morgan


[info]whoareyu
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Morgan Yu
Murderbot
WHO Murderbot and Morgan • WHERE Papa's Pride Workshop • WHEN Tuesday afternoon
What the Kentucky-fried fuck? WARNINGS Discussion of death, eye stuff, tentacles, and butchered sense of reality.
It's only weird if you make it weird. Read more... )

[info]whoareyu
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[info]whoareyu
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[No Subject]


[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic
[Filtered to Snowglobe OGs + Papa's Pride Workshop + Murderbot, Fred Weasley, Sabrina Spellman, & Anthony Bridgerton]
You are officially invited to a Chinese New Year celebration at my and Gretchen's apartment.

Traditionally, Chinese New Year is a two-week affair complete with honoring the gods and the ancestors, meant to ensure prosperity and good luck in the coming year. My father's family is from Sichuan (western/southern/southwestern China), but I grew up in California, so I've acquired traditions from all over the place. The most important tradition in pretty much every Lunar New Year celebration, though, is the Reunion Dinner held on New Year's Eve. You invite the whole family, you make enough food to feed a small country, you give lucky red envelopes with money inside (even if it's a tiny amount of money, it's just a thing you do) to the younger people, and then you set off fireworks at midnight to welcome the new year. I went to a reunion dinner in every year of my human life, and since I just got my cooking gear back, I want to have one here.

If you're on this invitation, you're part of my extended Vallo family, either by virtue of living through Dark Vallo with me or being attached to someone who did, or by being a new favorite person from Nice Vallo. If I were my grandmother making this invitation, I would be deeply offended if you refused and would tell every other old lady in China about the terrible heartbreak of ungrateful children with no sense of filial piety. As I am not my grandmother and I can't contact every old lady in China from here, you're free to say no without fear of reprisal.

If you want to come, here's how it goes:
  • Show up at the apartment on the morning of Feb 12 if you want to help make food. I'm willing to teach things like dumpling folding and spring roll wrapping if you don't already know how. This is an equal-opportunity invitation, we don't do "cooking prep is only for ladies" here. You do have to follow my kitchen orders, though. I am lord in my kitchen.
  • If you just want to eat, show up at the apartment around 4 p.m. on Feb 12. This is going to be a lot of food, so we pace ourselves.
  • Wear red if you've got it, for maximum luck.
  • I'll explain the food traditions as we go. I can also teach you to eat with chopsticks if you don't know how, but I'll have forks in reserve just in case.


Give me a yes or no on the invite ASAP so I can start planning how much food to make and how many chairs to borrow. Also tell me if you're allergic to fish or anything like that so I can make sure there's something you can eat.
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[Filtered to Jiang Cheng]
I know you've got family here but it's weird. If you want to bring your people to this, we'll be happy to have them. If you guys already have your own celebration planned, enjoy it. If you want to come and leave your brother et al. to do their own thing, that's also fine. I just didn't want to put them on the invitation without talking to you first.
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Feb. 3rd, 2021


[info]whoareyu
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[info]whoareyu
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[No Subject]


[info]whoareyu
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I opened a cabinet today, and there's my wok, my steamer, and my rice cooker. Not just any wok, my wok, carbon steel with 15 years of seasoning on it. I'm guessing that's something that just happens here sometimes?

[Filtered to Gretchen]
Want to celebrate Lunar New Year Sichuan-style? We put up red lanterns, eat a shitton of food with whoever we decide doesn't suck (since we don't have families here and lbr, ours are kind of lousy anyway), and set off fireworks. I'll cook, you find a source for baijiu. It's on February 12 this year.
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[Filtered to Brigitte]
Hey, I was thinking about what you said earlier, about not ever having a Valentine's date. How would you feel about being lowkey set up for one? I figure between me, Henry, Thom, and Erik, we know some quality date options.
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[Filtered to Jester + the Papa's Pride Workshop gang]
So it turns out the boss has never had a Valentine's date. I got her permission to set her up with people. Who do we know who's potentially worthy, won't be bothered by the fact that she hasn't dated a lot before, and is in approximately the right age range?
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Added after this conversation
[Filtered to Eloise and Daphne Bridgerton]
1. How old are you?
2. Do you have any romantic interest in women, a la Sappho?
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Jan. 27th, 2021


[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic

[info]whoareyu
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[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic
Hey, a couple of my compatriots from Satan's Snowglobe originally came from early 19th century London, so I wanted to make sure a few things are true here before we take them on a Women's Rights Tour of the Future. Please confirm that the following are accurate here in Vallo:

1. Women can wear whatever they please
2. Women can have bank accounts
3. Women can wear trousers
4. Women can own land
5. Women can marry or not marry as they see fit, regardless of how their male relatives feel about it, and regardless of the gender of the person they may or may not choose to marry
6. There is nothing strange about a woman having a profession
7. Women enjoy the same sexual freedoms as any other gender, including the ability to prevent pregnancy
8. Genders other than "man" and "woman" are recognized, including but probably not limited to nonbinary, agender, genderfluid

Jan. 21st, 2021


[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic

[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic

Combined Snowglobe and Prime Network Post


[info]whoareyu
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Hey, Vallo Prime and Vallo Dark - everybody should be able to see this on network-connected devices.

Thanks, whoever you folks who helped stabilize the connection on the Vallo Prime end are. I'm Dr. Morgan Yu, and I'm about to go full typhon because that shit was exhausting. Vallo Dark-area psychics, don't freak if you sense a weird white noise; my thoughts are always like that, but they tend to get a little louder when I'm not holding a human form.

While I'm napping, see what you can do about getting us all out of this foggy hellhole.

[info]whoareyu
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[info]whoareyu
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Buried Deep in the Vallo Prime Network


[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic
[Visible to the Vallo Comms Tech Team]

Attention Vallo Prime

This is Vallo Dark

Trying to establish connection

Please respond

Jan. 19th, 2021


[info]whoareyu
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[info]whoareyu
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Snowglobe Vallo Network Post


[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic
Holy shit that's a large influx of signals coming in. Search and rescue folks, if you haven't seen this already, start a major sweep on all sides.

HQ, let's get Morningside ready for a whole bunch of newbies. If you don't have a job in that yet and you're smart enough to follow orders and don't faint at the sight of blood, come join me in the infirmary. This many new folks might mean a bunch of injured.

Jan. 18th, 2021


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[info]missbridgerton
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Snowglobe Vallo Network Post: Eloise Bridgerton [001]


[info]missbridgerton
[info]valloic
Where am I? What is this place? How is - I don't understand what's going on here or - Relax, Eloise, take a deep breath, you're fine, you're alive, you're just - dreaming or inside of some fanciful novel or something else entirely.

Jan. 15th, 2021


[info]whoareyu
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[info]whoareyu
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Snowglobe Vallo Network Post


[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic
Testing network connectivity. The storm took us out for the morning, but I think I have it working again now. Reply if you see this, so I can be sure everybody's got their connection back.

Nov. 29th, 2019


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[info]vampirebarbie
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PUBLIC NETWORK POST ➢ CAROLINE FORBES


[info]vampirebarbie
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tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:
Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:
Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.



((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))
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