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Apr. 14th, 2021


[info]rotting
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[info]rotting
[info]valloic
And here I thought I’d get fucked over. How’s being a doll like?

Apr. 12th, 2021


[info]whatthebucky
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[info]whatthebucky
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[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic
I don't know why Vallo keeps forcing me to make these ridiculous posts, but it looks like something from the Blackpointers' past has cropped up here - the puppet spell.

You'll notice some of you have turned into a puppet. Back in the first reality I was kidnapped to, it was a spell created by a local witch of theirs to curb people from using their powers to kill everyone once they came through the portal that brought us there. The vast majority of their population were regular humans and couldn't handle superpowered people, otherwise.

Any time someone wished to harm someone physically, they'd turn into a puppet until they calmed down. It prevented some bloodshed and provided a lot of laughs cause it was hilarious, when it wasn't happening to you. It let us still spar with each other and let us defend ourselves if something was attacking us because it was always about the intent, but yeah. Guess the whole point of this post is to say if you don't want to spend your time as a puppet or toy (cause people turned into Barbies too), try not to get pissed off to the point of punching? You should be able to defend yourselves and spar though, so Defense teams, you should all be good. And the locals always seemed to ignore us when we were like this? So you should also be good for not being picked up by a random kid and taken home to be added to their collection.

I also don't know if Vallo put its own spin on this, so the rules for this bout of insanity might be different from what I know. Take all of this ridiculousness with a grain of salt and be wary of everything. Paranoia is your friend.

Also, Tina, Thalia, and I are hosting a luau over at Tina's place this Wednesday just cause that's how we always solved our problems back in Blackpoint. Show up in the afternoon, BYOB, casual, these things usually go late. [Address]

EDIT: Looks like getting very, very angry is triggering it too. So it's a new ball game, sorry guys.

Apr. 9th, 2021


[info]whatthebucky
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[info]whatthebucky
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[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic
If you think you hear the bleating of goats, but don't see any, don't worry, it's just Vallo being Vallo and not you slowly losing your mind. Some of our goats got out of their enclosure and are invisible. They're also intangible, so you don't have to worry about running into them. We just wanted to warn you all of the possible phantom bleats that might be coming your way for who knows how long.

Friends and family, you're going to be recruited to round them up when this is over. Thanks in advance.

Also, if anyone wants to come hang out with the kids because they haven't disappeared, but love interaction and pets, you're welcome by anytime.

Apr. 6th, 2021


[info]bitlessdead
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[info]bitlessdead
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[info]bitlessdead
[info]valloic
Sooooooooo things have been going missing? And like, a whole ass building?

... Has anyone checked their bank account cause I'm in the neg by $7200 atm and I discovered this after my card got declined getting tacos.

Sidenote: Jesse you're buying dinner tonight.

Apr. 5th, 2021


[info]whatwehave
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[info]whatwehave
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[info]whatwehave
[info]valloic
If one were debating adopting a cat, where's the best place to start looking?

filtered to marvel ladies*:
Would any of you like to get together for dinner and drinks sometime, this Friday perhaps? I know we might not all be from the same versions of events, points in the timeline, etc but we all seem to have at least a few things in common across all that.


* I didn't want to write a list because I knew I would forget someone lol

[info]sworddaddy
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[info]sworddaddy
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Right, well, that was a nice week off, and I'm ready to work.

I've seen people write on this communication device that they were desiring of training. I understand there to be a great variety of options already for this kind of thing, but if it's not a kick in the teeth, I'd like to have a go of it as a way to earn my keep around here. This wouldn't be intended for people who have the experience and the skills and powers I can't comprehend, etc, already in place, although I wouldn't kick out anyone with a genuine interest in improvement. This would be intended for people who have little experience with self-defense and want the basics, and we build from there - a way to keep the populace safer when we have these monsters breach our defenses and get as far as city center.

I'm thinking daggers, sword (one hander only, and on top of that, I don't have much use for shields in this exercise because they require so much body strength up front, and because the point here is not to tank through a hit so much as avoid it in the first place), club... open to suggestions. Also will have a blunderbuss or its like on standby; Vallo has yet to give me my gun but I'm not an Upper Cathedral snob; I'll work with what's available.

So: common lessons for those who want to learn from the ground up. I did it off and on for years back home. Physical self-defense only; while I can do magic there are several perfectly knowledgable universities that can be of more assistance for that, and I hear they don't even make their students prospect through any cursed tombs.

Any interest? Any objections? Speak.

Apr. 3rd, 2021


[info]thundering
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[info]thundering
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[info]thundering
[info]valloic
They have pink robes at Galdin Quay! And I highly recommend spa weekends for everyone, especially after weeks full of murderous creatures. It's very relaxing. Will be doing this again.

Not the waxing though. Never again.

Apr. 1st, 2021


[info]boyofwar
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[info]boyofwar
[info]valloic
I've been here for over a year now. It's been amazing! I've met so many great people, I've eaten so much food--

But apparently, I missed my yearly training check-in with Surtr and now his sword came to haunt me. So, I guess if you need any warrior training, there's a waypoint to a training arena? Just look for the giant sword and a little lava.

It's definitely hard, but a good challenge, I've been running the trials since I was uhhhh eleven? Anyone who likes taking on my dad at the teamwork exercises should love it AND it's a great way to practice new magic and train with new weapons? I've never died there!

PS: Jokes on whoever put glitter in my hair products, I love it and I'm going to rock this glitter mohawk all week.

Mar. 26th, 2021


[info]rotting
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[info]rotting
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[info]rotting
[info]valloic
A musical, really? Like we need to be baby fed the same shit the DOA told us? I mean, Jesus Christ.

Speaking of Jesus Christ. Wednesday, I am going to fucking kill you.

[info]betheirshield
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[info]betheirshield
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[info]betheirshield
[info]valloic
Quick announcement!

I'm temporarily out of weapons that can remove heads in a single swing. It's been a busy week! If it wasn't all for self-defense I'd really feel like I was in the murder business. My team will be producing new gear for the foreseeable future so we'll be back to normal stock soon. But this means no custom orders at least until next weekend - sorry!

[ASHE]
Do you want to go into business together on a new idea?

Mar. 25th, 2021


[info]sworddaddy
[info]valloic

[info]sworddaddy
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[info]sworddaddy
[info]valloic
Your forest had a beast problem, so I took care of the ones in my vicinity. I assumed that they were no one's livestock, but if they were, I'll offer recompense - somehow - and I advise you to get less bloodthirsty livestock next time. I hear cows are pleasant.

I'm given to understand that this is some sort of alternate world. ...all right. Thank you for the guidance and the welcome; they were unexpected. I confess to some amount of confusion but no one's tried to eat me yet so I'll express my gratitude for that.

My name is Ludwig. Leader of the Holy Blades, whatever's left of them. No one I've spoken with has heard of my home, Yharnam, but if you have be assured that the cycle has been broken, and no Yharnamite, including myself, is a danger to anyone presently.

Mar. 24th, 2021


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[info]valloic

[info]whendowestart
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Wednesday, Mar 24, 7AM


[info]whendowestart
[info]valloic
Due to circumstances that we all are currently aware of, grief/trauma meetings for this Thursday are going to have to be postponed. Those with one-on-one appointments, I'll come to you individually to reschedule appointments.

Filter: Bucky Barnes
Don't fucking say it.

[info]runechild
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[info]runechild
[info]valloic
Darlings, as I am an salesman at heart, I find that it is often best to deliver information that may not well received sandwiched between otherwise fantastic news. If I may.

Good news: The accoutrements at Glorious Purveyors are, for lack of a better word, sublime. I, for one, have made ample use of a Blasting Cowl most recently and sometimes I wow even myself!

Bad news: We know this because the shop is currently under barrage from the recently arrived magic fiends.

Good news: Dorian is looking impeccable in boysenberry whilst he wields an ice staff!

Bad news: The shop is closed for the foreseeable future.

Good news: Nesta is a radiant avenging angel with a sword!

We're handling everything quite well, worry not, darlings, and have every intention of returning back to full services as soon as all of this is over with. Although, if anyone wishes to teleport over a bottle of wine, that would be most delightful.

Mar. 23rd, 2021


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[info]takashi
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[DEFENSE TEAMS + RESERVE]
We've lost track of Sam Wilson and he's not responding to shortwave transmissions. The forest seems determined to separate the patrol team today. I don't know if it's the vultures doing something or if it's just bad energy in the forest itself, but we need to double down on watching out for each other and staying in pairs at minimum. Please report immediately if you know anything about Wilson's location or if you can help us search. And please continue to report any sightings of these things. Just because they're chaotic, doesn't mean we're going to be.

[info]childofthor
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[info]childofthor
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[info]childofthor
[info]valloic
AVENGERS.

I found Sam unconscious in the forest. It was probably the Vultures, though I'm not sure specifically what happened. He's in bad shape. I had to bring him straight to the hospital. He's with the doctors now.

Mar. 22nd, 2021


[info]agentofsword
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[info]agentofsword
[info]valloic
I guess if it's not one thing, it's another, though you'd think after everything that's happened in the last month the universe might cut me a little slack. Wishful thinking? Looks like it. Hey, I'm Monica.

Mar. 21st, 2021


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[info]knightish
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PEPPER, TORUNN, & JAMES
My workshop seems to have arrived here...though it appears to have left the rest of the Mansion behind. Not that I'm complaining.

Mar. 15th, 2021


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[info]wedobones
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[info]wedobones
[info]valloic
[ Sword Lady Enthusiasts + Baby Lesbians/Bisexual/Questioning Women ]

I got a couple of comments from you lot about wanting to see my sword, but I got distracted by showing Vanya a koala gif and things all went to hell. Not literally - hope none of you are having a bad day from that... creepy... forest... thing. ANYWAY, well, there's nothing I love more than showing my two-hander off - she's a claymore, massive, rude - and I'd be happy to take her out on a playdate if you're willing.

Meet me at the training grounds Wednesday and we'll find a nice little place. This filter's ladies only; I figure we get enough of men making "hur hur my sword is a dick" jokes in our day to day (which, to be honest, I appreciate) so if you bring a guest make sure she identifies as a woman.

And if you wanna talk ladies kissing ladies, who am I to stop you? Forsooth, I could not.

Mar. 12th, 2021


[info]childofthor
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[info]childofthor
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[info]childofthor
[info]valloic
FAILED FILTER TO THOR & LOKI.
Do either of the two of you want to ask me something?

[info]precious_metals
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[info]precious_metals
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[info]precious_metals
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On the list of things that could have be revealed from my searches, I'm glad not understanding normal teenage things is the only one that came out.