D&D is this Friday at 7 because time is weird, right? But because it's April 1st and, heck, I like to throw things to the wind, we'll play Honey Heist
Basically, everyone is a bear.
And the goal is to heist some damn honey.
There are six different types of bear you can be, but if you're really clever and can make an argument for a different type of bear (or bear-adjacent animal), I reward creativity. Same with the roles (muscle, brains, driver, hacker, thief, face) and basic descriptors. It's actually pretty simple--so if you've never played any TTRPGs, it's good to try! The rules are literally one sheet and you only have 2 stats: bear, or criminal. You can also have a special skill that is bear-themed, again, points for creativity. You roll when you want to use your bear skill or your criminal skill, but if you're successful it moves you one step closing towards becoming full bear or full criminal. Chaos ensues.
And, of course, it's a heist, so the bears need disguises. Hats, specifically.
The best bear pun name wins a prize because I'm weak.
Put your ideas below.