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HI I'M NEW AND I CANT GET CAPS TO TURN OFF? IS THIS USUAL HERE OR? BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M SHOUTING AND I HONESTLY ONLY SHOUT AT LIKE 3 PEOPLE AND YOU'RE NOT MADISON, LOGAN OR VINNY VAN LOWE. PROBABLY.

THE NAMES VERONICA MARS, SORRY TO SHOUT.

ALSO HAS ANYONE HERE SEEN ANYONE NAMED MAC OR WALLACE OR LOGAN? I THINK I SAW A CENTAUR WALKING DOWN THE STREET JUST NOW. WHICH...I GUESS IS NORMAL HERE? I NEED TO READ THIS PAMPHLET BETTER PROBABLY.

I'M DEFINITELY NOT IN NEPTUNE ANYMORE.

Anyone up for a community wide capture the flag game? All powers in, multiple teams if we get enough people. I'm going to be throwing in traps and distractions too, but all in good fun.

If you're interested in, let me know. I'm aiming for the 23rd in the forest.


Parting greeting from our newest kid, Tatiana.

Her Royal Highness, Princess Torunn of Asgard*, is throwing** a Bridgerton Beltane*** Ball at the Palace!

This most auspicious occasion will be held on behalf of The Sanctuary, on Beltane, to mark the coming season and raise funds for every ones favorite animal refuge. A night of dancing, delectables, and perhaps some debauchery as we welcome the return of Spring in style.

So, gentle readers, come dressed in your very best. The reigning May Queen will be choosing his diamond, and this treasure is set to inherit the crown.

Yours Truly,
Lady Marie Waterton of Stingrayshire



*Don't ever call her that you will be stabbed
**She's not, I am. But she's given me the space.
*** Or Walpurgisnacht, since its an Asgardian palace. But it doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

Now, I'm not going to say that I was influenced by certain people here who are absolute enablers.. but House of Wilson just got just a little bigger. Everyone, meet Lola.

( Images Under Cut )

On my morning run this morning I saw the most magical sight.



DISNEY IS IN VALLO.

I would have appreciated a reminder that sometimes, Vallo likes to download new memories into your head when you're otherwise doing okay mentally. Such a flawed design plan of this universe.

Dear friends of Clint Barton: I apologize for trying to kill him.

Kate Bishop, where the hell are you? And also, did you really have to cut down that beautiful Rockefeller tree?

Our fall babies are now butthead toddlers and we'll soon be having a new batch of kids coming in over the next month or so.

Cute goats this way.

We're looking for part time help with the goats, cows, pigs, chickens, and horses because we turned into a whole animal farm without realizing it.

[ FILTERED TO NYX ]
So I got an early birthday gift from Vallo. The PI business came through. The one from Blackpoint.

( texts messages to james rogers )

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( text message to sam wilson )

FAM/FRIENDS FILTER
I know it's pretty last minute, but is anyone free to take Lucy for a couple hours this afternoon? I can bring her to you.

Anyone want my candlestick with the sexy French accent as their Valentine date? He'll really light your fire.



I'm kidding, please don't date Lumiere. I don't want to third wheel carry him around.

[ FILTERED TO FAMILY & FRIENDS ]
Family brunch will feature a birthday singalong today, so come with some pep and gifts for Ignis.

Also, I know the dress code is usually PJs, but dress nice today. Last weekend we were gone for our anniversary so we couldn't do it then, but we're taking some three month photos with Lucy today and everyone's going to be in them. No exceptions.

No, Kenzi, she will not be dressed as a mini you.

EDIT: Gladio's and Noct's one year anniversary is today. Prepare yourself for cake.

So we've recently lost a number of teachers at the Outlander school. We do employ locals to fill positions as needed, but if there are any Outlanders looking for work, there are positions available in:

• Maths


• Languages


• Dance


• Civics/Government


• Physical Education

If anyone has an interest in Literature, that can also be an option.

Applications can be submitted at the DOA. I'm not in charge of this operation so it's not me you have to impress. It's not a full time job unless you take on several classes, so it can definitely be a second revenue stream if your schedule allows for flexibility.

Again, not the one you have to impress, but relevant experience in the class you're applying for is required.

[FILTERED TO FRIENDS OF SHIRO AND KEITH]

Keith's in the hospital. It's I'm It's pretty bad but he's stable. I can't leave here though. Not yet. Sara, how are you doing? I know we're spread thin. I just need to make sure he's okay and then I'll get back out there.

I'd prefer to lecture him about self-sacrificing behavior first but he needs to wake up for that.

SO, HI to anyone who can read this! Can anyone read this? Unclear, but it does seem like I have a connection.

Anyway, I'm Kate. I thought this was maybe some sort of wild Avengers Initiation or something?? But I'm guessing I'm wrong there because I don't think they have elephants wearing armor in the Avengers. Or messed up white zombie-looking things. I feel like that was maybe something Clint would have mentioned. I hope.

Anyone want to help a girl out? I could usually totally handle this, but my bow is suspiciously absent, and I don't think kicking these things is going to do much good. Unless I can get the elephant to trample them, maybe...

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Been cold at nights lately, but these two don't seem to mind the precautions.

filtered: bucky
Hey handsome, you free next weekend? I ask, knowing the answer will be yes.

filtered: gladio/ignis/noctis
I have a favour to ask.

Really, what is one more? (This is Essek's fault.) (And yes she will be with me in class today.)

This is Frostbite:

PSA: IF YOU SEE THIS CAT, REMAIN AT LEAST SIX FEET AWAY. ONLY PET IF APPROACHED.



I say this for the sake of your continued physical existence and mental well-being, people. Trust me.

Edit to clarify: Goose (the above cat) is with me right now, but she does do her own thing most of the time. She's friendly, just give her space to come to you, and you're good. She doesn't like to be surprised, and she has to judge you before deciding you're cool.

[FILTERED TO STEPHEN STRANGE, TONY STARK & LENA LUTHOR]

Which one of you want to help me create some sort of force field around Goose? And maybe some sort of giant holographic "BEWARE OF CAT" sign that comes out of her collar when someone gets too close.

Never say that Thalia Grace won't hold up her end of a bet. I will be performing an interpretive dance outside the DOA building tomorrow at 3pm.

And we will be having a Capture the Flag rematch soon.

Didn't actually expect to start caring about Eadwulf as more of a friend than a roommate, but, well.. it happened. This place is a bitch.

And I don't want to stay in this place alone anymore without him. Anyone have an extra room for a former assassin who makes a lot of mac and cheese and the cutest bird alive?