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Nov. 14th, 2022


[info]monsterthong
[info]valloic

[info]monsterthong
[info]valloic

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[info]monsterthong
[info]valloic
PROS FOR MONDAY: Got my entire wardrobe from home, finally.

CONS FOR MONDAY: My room is overrun. This closet space is only big enough to hold a fart.


Throwing it out there, but if dinosaurs are your thing you should subscribe to my channel where I pose hotly in an inflatable t-rex costume and dance around the pole. There's no nudity. Think it's ridiculous? You're absolutely right, it is, but I promise you I've been making a killing off people being into weird things so judge me all you want. I'm flush with $$$$$. Best job I've ever had.

Nov. 7th, 2022


[info]nuclearcode
[info]valloic

[info]nuclearcode
[info]valloic

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[info]nuclearcode
[info]valloic
I don't know how anyone manages to care about a career without drowning themselves in a vat of Château Lafite Rothschild to feel something. Everyone makes a big joke out of tacky wine mom paraphernalia but honestly at least they're honest about the futility of their ambitions meaning anything beyond the serotonin of narcissism. Career people. You know, the ones that don't have a job; they've a calling. Christ.

Anyhow. Demonikea's hiring. Interested in mid-century modern and selling your soul? Grand. Don't make them like you like I did; that was such a mistake. You'll never stop smelling of brimstone and meatballs.

Nov. 1st, 2022


[info]succubusbarbie
[info]valloic

[info]succubusbarbie
[info]valloic

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[info]succubusbarbie
[info]valloic
Bo & Kenzi
WHAT: Bestie bonding with a side of Bo prying secrets out of Kenzi
WHERE: Their Morningside apartment
WHEN: Backdated to September, after the darkness plot
WARNINGS: Mild talk of sexy things but that's about it?
STATUS: Complete

“Okay, uhhh. I may have paid the Norn a little visit to do a favor for Dyson and, you know, tripped on one of the bitch’s branches and spilled one of her weird-shit-in-a-bottle on me and I’m probably allergic to it.”

“You did what?”
Read more... )

Oct. 21st, 2022


[info]sinkorswim
[info]valloic

[info]sinkorswim
[info]valloic

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[info]sinkorswim
[info]valloic
What up bitches. God everybody looks so GOOD. Somebody give me a really tall drink with a sexy name. I'll french you for it.

Actually hold that thought. I need to raid my mom's tiny baby wardrobe cause she's been here like five whole minutes.

Oct. 20th, 2022


[info]luxbringer
[info]valloic

[info]luxbringer
[info]valloic

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[info]luxbringer
[info]valloic
Oh I love when Vallo begins to feel like an episode of Maury.

The results are in and you lot are all mothers and fathers to be, congratulations! Free drinks at Lux tonight for 18+, Shirley Temples for the rest of you.

Oct. 15th, 2022


[info]succubusbarbie
[info]valloic

[info]succubusbarbie
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]succubusbarbie
[info]valloic
[TEXT MESSAGES TO LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR]
» Status report: Speed dating went extremely well last night.
» Too bad you didn't join.

[TEXT MESSAGES TO KENZI MALIKOV]
» Coffee?
» I wrapped up my date and I need caffeine.

Sep. 1st, 2022


[info]unlovable
[info]valloic

[info]unlovable
[info]valloic

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[info]unlovable
[info]valloic
Oh fuck all the way right off, Vallo. Buy two get one free is only acceptable with shoes and drinks, thanks.

Where's my Thursday Happy Hour options? I got cash burning a hole in the pocket and soberness to throw out the window.

Aug. 26th, 2022


[info]luxbringer
[info]valloic

[info]luxbringer
[info]valloic

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[info]luxbringer
[info]valloic
Good Dad the lot of you are horny and adventurous and I love that for you! Maybe it's time I

Should you have questions I would be happy to provide advice or demonstrations with the utmost discretion. Think of me as your sexy priest.

Aug. 24th, 2022


[info]badasswings
[info]valloic

[info]badasswings
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[info]badasswings
[info]valloic
I'm posting this because it seems to be a reoccurring theme on searches these past few days.

There's nothing wrong with being gay, or bisexual, or any other damn type of sexuality you identify as or are still trying to figure out if you identify as.

If it helps at all, there are a lot of people here who open about their sexuality, and at least some of us are more than willing to be someone to talk to. Reaching out is scary, I get that. But when you're ready, we're here.

If anyone makes you feel less than, or if someone judges you based on that, know that there's a special place in hell for them. Not the other way around. Celestials/gods/whatever you believe in don't give a shit who you love.

And Girl, Interrupted is a solid 90s movie. But that's like ancient history for me, so please debate.

Also, also, I need three cocktail drinkers at Lux ASAP. Testing out new ideas, need feedback. Sabrina, you don't count.

Aug. 22nd, 2022


[info]monsterthong
[info]valloic

[info]monsterthong
[info]valloic

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[info]monsterthong
[info]valloic
Okay, like. How's this work? Is this an oversharing type of social media platform? Are there A/S/L's shared?? Does Timmy post how he hate a sandwich while sitting on a toilet? Food porn? NSFW food porn? Are we NSFW in general? Not that I personally work but I'd like to know if there's going to be the occasional nip slip photo or a weenie to mentally prepare myself.

Also if I'd known that getting yoinked into a completely different world (hi, what the eff is that even about) would make me fast cash I would have done it ages ago. Thanks for the new shoes, Vallo Government.

Unrelated: I'm broke.

Nov. 29th, 2019


[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic

[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic

PUBLIC NETWORK POST ➢ CAROLINE FORBES


[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic
tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:
Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:
Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.



((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))
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