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Apr. 16th, 2021


[info]riggsanity
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[info]riggsanity
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[info]riggsanity
[info]valloic
someone point me to the nearst ocean of whiskey

Apr. 12th, 2021


[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic

[info]whatthebucky
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[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic
I don't know why Vallo keeps forcing me to make these ridiculous posts, but it looks like something from the Blackpointers' past has cropped up here - the puppet spell.

You'll notice some of you have turned into a puppet. Back in the first reality I was kidnapped to, it was a spell created by a local witch of theirs to curb people from using their powers to kill everyone once they came through the portal that brought us there. The vast majority of their population were regular humans and couldn't handle superpowered people, otherwise.

Any time someone wished to harm someone physically, they'd turn into a puppet until they calmed down. It prevented some bloodshed and provided a lot of laughs cause it was hilarious, when it wasn't happening to you. It let us still spar with each other and let us defend ourselves if something was attacking us because it was always about the intent, but yeah. Guess the whole point of this post is to say if you don't want to spend your time as a puppet or toy (cause people turned into Barbies too), try not to get pissed off to the point of punching? You should be able to defend yourselves and spar though, so Defense teams, you should all be good. And the locals always seemed to ignore us when we were like this? So you should also be good for not being picked up by a random kid and taken home to be added to their collection.

I also don't know if Vallo put its own spin on this, so the rules for this bout of insanity might be different from what I know. Take all of this ridiculousness with a grain of salt and be wary of everything. Paranoia is your friend.

Also, Tina, Thalia, and I are hosting a luau over at Tina's place this Wednesday just cause that's how we always solved our problems back in Blackpoint. Show up in the afternoon, BYOB, casual, these things usually go late. [Address]

EDIT: Looks like getting very, very angry is triggering it too. So it's a new ball game, sorry guys.

Apr. 9th, 2021


[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic

[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic

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[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic
If you think you hear the bleating of goats, but don't see any, don't worry, it's just Vallo being Vallo and not you slowly losing your mind. Some of our goats got out of their enclosure and are invisible. They're also intangible, so you don't have to worry about running into them. We just wanted to warn you all of the possible phantom bleats that might be coming your way for who knows how long.

Friends and family, you're going to be recruited to round them up when this is over. Thanks in advance.

Also, if anyone wants to come hang out with the kids because they haven't disappeared, but love interaction and pets, you're welcome by anytime.

Mar. 29th, 2021


[info]riggsanity
[info]valloic

[info]riggsanity
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[info]riggsanity
[info]valloic
Whoever did that introduction video, you should do every introduction video ever. Didn't fall asleep during and that explosion was a thing of beauty. Well done.

Oct. 8th, 2020


[info]riggsanity
[info]valloic

[info]riggsanity
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[info]riggsanity
[info]valloic
Who: Riggs & Riggs
When: Early morning of the 8th
What: Spookiness
Warnings: Mentions of death, small enclosed spaces, gun violence, someone's inability to get code right and very sorry about that

He was in a casket. )

Oct. 7th, 2020


[info]galahdan
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[info]galahdan
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[info]galahdan
[info]valloic
Honestly, fuck this week.

sara.
Day drinking?

Sep. 12th, 2020


[info]stillbadass
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[info]stillbadass
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Filter to Alex Udinov and Martin Riggs


[info]stillbadass
[info]valloic
Hey, I'm Carol.

Daisy invited me to live at the Playground, so I figured I should introduce myself. I'm originally from Earth, but I lived on Hala for about six years and have been traveling the galaxy for a while.

Sep. 5th, 2020


[info]agentquake
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[info]agentquake
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You know, no matter how many times the whole sleep and wake up with a bunch of memories from home thing has happened to me, it's always super weird.

It's definitely something to process.

Sep. 4th, 2020


[info]wedobones
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[info]wedobones
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[info]wedobones
[info]valloic
I tried, Serefin. Never say I gave anything less than my best, even when I clearly dialed it in.

There once was blood mage named 'Fin
Who had an acquaintance with sin,
Despite being odd,
He stuck it to God,
And burned down a church for the win!

Fin's friends attended en masse
And used their magic as gas,
The fire did spread,
And engulfed poor Fin's bed,
So now he'll have to fuck in the grass.


Startlingly fewer dick references than I set out to create, but I don't choose the art; the art chooses me. And to think that Harrow once referred to me as 'illiterate for all practical purposes'.

Also, DEFENSE TEAM A. I'm all up in you. Hey.

Filtered to Vax

Are you done being emotionally healthy yet? I hate this. Go drinking with me and we'll bitch about common disappointments and our deepest regrets in life, and then you can play wing man for me when I inevitably try to find a cute woman with hidden strengths and low standards to go home with.

Sep. 2nd, 2020


[info]spageds
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[info]spageds
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[info]spageds
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Hi. Resident horror kid here. As Cullen so kindly reminded us, it's basically Halloween season, which means this place will be delivering some spooky shit in the near future. That's inevitable. So in the event that a VERY TALL clown shows up, please, please run—DO NOT WALK—to the nearest exit. I don't have any pictures of him because fuck no, so here's my very bad attempt at a criminal rendering.  )

I'm a real artist. I know. Just tip off one of the Losers if you see a creepy circus dude waving at you. We've got eyes on the sewer system so we'll probably find out first, but if he decides to roll up and apply for an apartment and shit (I don't know!!), he could be wandering around. It's anyone's guess. It's also my birthday this week but whatev

Stay safe, kids. Don't talk to clowns and avoid red balloons. 🤘

[ ooc: i asked ellie to draw this very poorly, so shout out for the picture 😅💐 no blood or anything is included. just a silly clown! ]

Aug. 28th, 2020


[info]galahdan
[info]valloic

[info]galahdan
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[info]galahdan
[info]valloic
Anyone who went to the fair yesterday wake up weird? Like - younger than you should be, or in a different looking body, you know - weird shit. Asking for myself. And everyone else scarred for life by Tumbleweed's versions of a good time at the fair.

[info]shined
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[info]shined
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[info]shined
[info]valloic
I know Ravi's talked about the clinic on here, the one he set up (which, echoing his sentiments, everyone should get a check-up at some point) but I just wanted to add that I've got what I've dubbed the Snooze Room there as well, and I'm terrible at names so I'm also taking better suggestions. But if anyone is having trouble sleeping and needs to get some rest, I can help you there. We can talk about what the over-arching issue is too, in case a specialist is needed, but also think of it as a cozy nap room. Of sorts.

And I'm still running the NA/AA meetings on Wednesday nights too, for any new people in need of the info. The Death group is afterward and as a testament to my terrible naming skills, I still don't know what else to call that one.

Aug. 24th, 2020


[info]whatthebucky
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[info]whatthebucky
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[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic
What's everyone's favorite comfort food?

[ FILTERED TO PEGGY CARTER ]
I know I gave you a lot to process. You figure out if you're still talking to me or not?

Aug. 4th, 2020


[info]agentquake
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[info]agentquake
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[info]agentquake
[info]valloic
The Playground showed up today. And now, it's not an actual playground, that's just the name for it. It's really a SHIELD facility that I was living in for awhile. back in my world. I also had it when I was in Tumbleweed, and that's the version that showed out here. My friend Flash and I made it less barracks and more of an actual place to live. The labs, hangars, and monitor rooms are still there, but the rooms are actual bedrooms and not bunks, we've got a really cool home theater system, and an arcade. I'm pretty proud of all of the work we put into, actually.

[Filtered to Alex and Riggs]

So this place is huge, and we've got plenty of rooms. If you want out of the apartments, you're both more than welcome to have a room. Plus, there's a lot more space here than the apartments.

Jul. 29th, 2020


[info]galahdan
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[info]galahdan
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[info]galahdan
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Which is to say anything that would require a drink umbrella is on special Thursday night at Galahd. If it doesn't traditionally come with one, it'll be on special for those who plead a compelling enough case as to why it should have a drink umbrella.

Jul. 23rd, 2020


[info]agentquake
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[info]agentquake
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I'm bored, recovering from a head injury, and hopped on painkillers. I need something to keep myself occupied so...

There's that ball coming up at the end of next week, right? Should be a fun time. Since I'm guessing it's going to be a little bit fancier than the last party we had, who wants a date for it? This isn't so much just for me, but for anyone who might be interested in going with someone, romantic or otherwise.

So comment here I guess with your name, preferences, a couple of your interests, your age bracket, and see if it gets you a date.

I apologize for nothing.

Jul. 17th, 2020


[info]loveistheworst
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[info]loveistheworst
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[info]loveistheworst
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Uh... is it normal for things to just... show up here? I was heading out of the apartment building to go to work and saw my truck and Airstream parked in front of the building.

[Boyd's Employees]
Might be a little late. Need to find a better place to park this.

[Maria]
I'm moving out of my apartment since my trailer is here. Do you want to... You should... I'll let you know where I end up in case you want to stop by.

Jul. 13th, 2020


[info]agentquake
[info]valloic

[info]agentquake
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[info]agentquake
[info]valloic
Never get bored, Google yourself, and read fanfiction written about yourself.

Or do, if that's what you're into.

Jul. 11th, 2020


[info]theyellowbird
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[info]theyellowbird
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[info]theyellowbird
[info]valloic
I'm trying to get a complete list of injuries. Not just for the defense teams, though I do need that to ensure each team is still okay.

If you can, let me know of you (or someone else if you need to respond for them right now) is injured.

Also, let me know if you're going to need any help in the coming days and don't already have someone available.

Jul. 8th, 2020


[info]unsolved
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[info]unsolved
[info]valloic

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[info]unsolved
[info]valloic
After dissecting researching the matter of Bluebell "vicious bunnies," I've come to a few conclusions: namely, that they possess a genetic predisposition to violence. These are aggressive animals with an accelerated growth pattern. Ordinarily, predators would keep them in check, but it would seem that failsafe hasn't occurred, which is why we are encountering them now.

The important bit here is that they are currently multiplying—to the point where their numbers will soon overwhelm the local wildlife population. That would include us, by the way. Did I mention this is happening alarmingly quickly?

Now, what to do about all that is out of my jurisdiction. You're welcome to review my notes yourself, if you've a mind: [Attached Google Doc] It's back to finding what passes for tea in this place. I apparently can't go without sleep anymore Dull