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I think I finally have the greenhouses set up the way that I want. It is a little strange to not have someone sneaking in constantly to reorganize after I've already organized and make me have to start all over again. I hadn't considered how it would feel. I didn't even have to reorganize the potions closet. I was tempted to disorganize it myself just to feel better about it.

Additionally, I still need four or more people for Quidditch. If someone else wants to play? I know we've had new people show up since my last post. It's birthday Quidditch if it makes a difference (for my birthday, I mean) and I've been giving both flying and Quidditch lessons.

I cut my own bangs.

[ Filtered to Bonnie ]
I'm truly sorry for who Vallo's taken, Bonnie. If I can do anything, whether it's grabbing you lunch or helping watch the twins or even-- even paperwork-- I'll do it. Without complaint.

[ Filtered to Richie ]
That was all a punch to the gut, wasn't it? What a weekend. How're your people? I know you've been trying to help as you can, being you and all.

It's so senseless. Isn't it? People just--- going missing like that.
[ /Filter ]

I am aware things are terrible. That being said, would anyone like to learn Quidditch/play Quidditch. My birthday is in July and I'd meant to change my usual dinner plans to Quidditch plans and I figured Sirius would be around to help me with that. But since he is not, I will have to do that myself.

We have the quaffle, bludgers, and snitch. And the field. I just need people interested in playing. Each team has three chasers, a keeper, a seeker, and two beaters. I'd be the seeker for one team as that was my position in school and it is my birthday. We only need enough for two teams, but if there's more interest than I expect there to be, I am willing to make more teams.

I suppose we may need a referee as well.

Hi. Anything I can do, bring to people? Food, alcohol, coffee, sparring?

>> So this is bullcrap and I'm sure you're gonna have a shit ton of food delivered to your house because people don't know what else to do when Vallo decides to be a dick
>> But I just wanted to check on ya
>> Maybe we can keep busy with the plants and you can boss me around some, if that would help numb your brain a little
>> Or if you wanna be alone that's okay too, I won't get offended

Hi! For those I haven't met yet, my name is Perfuma. I work at Yasha's Flower and Bug Shop, though honestly much more on the Flower side.

To keep from going on too much about what I can do with plants, I've learned there's a particular plant that's incredibly popular here and I've been producing a lot of it. People seem to have so many names for it! But I think it's just called cannabis? It smells really b Anyway, if you're in need of any, we have a literal endless supply at Yasha's!

[Scorpia]

I was thinking that if we're moving to Brightmoon that you really don't need to move back into the room you think of as a holding cell. There's plenty of room where I was staying. I mean, if you don't mind. I know my things and my routines can be a lot. I know they are a lot. BUT if you wanted? You could??

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Hey guys, PSA.

1. If you put a cucumber next to a cat when they aren't looking it's considered absolute betrayal and therapy may be required.

2. I can't believe I have to clarify this but I am in no way related to anyone in this cat-people tavern in the forest. I don't know why I've gained VIP status there. I also don't know why sometimes they also think I work there. I don't. I really don't. I've explained this so many times but no one listens and I keep going there anyway because the food's good, 10/10.

3. 90% of my posts are numbered like this so I figured I'd keep up the tradition.

[Filtered away from Fen]

Can anyone tell me if there are places that offer horseback riding to the public? Not lessons, just riding for fun/leisure.

rar( rawr )

Alright, who's coming to Skyhold tomorrow to celebrate my birthday? Gonna have dinner in the tavern and probably drinks, chill with Hannibal the war elephant, play some video games, then kick everyone out because I'm married to the guy with the hottest ass and that's the best birthday gift.

But yeah, if that sounds cool to you - come on by. If not, well, I guess I'll just cry about it.

rar( rawr )

Now that I've spent most of the day in bed being smothered by dogs, how is everyone doing? I can deliver potions if anyone needs them. I also have burn paste if anyone needs it.

rar( rawr )

So, turns out that I fucking suck at writing scripts, so if anyone wants to do that for me, hit me up. It's a no budget zombie horror-comedy and I got the story all done so someone just needs to write it. You ain't getting paid.

And then, I dunno, maybe I'll make the damn thing eventually. It ain't gonna be great and you ain't getting paid, but it might be fun or some shit.

You know, I'm usually like - totally fine with The Patented Vallo Surprise™? And I grew up in the era of VCRs and video tapes, so, when I found a tape on the front seat of my car this morning and it had Ras's name on it, I wasn't at all suspicious (maybe a little) but I also didn't think I found Ras's snuff film collection so it'd be fine? We'd just find a VCR and watch the tape? Turns out, she had the matching VCR.

Did you guys know that the odds of giving birth to sextuplets spontaneously are one in 4.7 billion? Well, this movie had that ONE out of 4.7 billion. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Also, Prigany gets a lot of questions about love during this time of year - they have a whole list to help you focus if you're curious, whether you're single or in a relationship or shackled to your respective ball or chain. I can also do a drawing for you to answer your burning question, as long as you're not creeped out by my white-eyed fugue state during Vision Quests.

It's not Christmas and it's not my birthday, so I'm going to call it an early Valentine's present. Someone CLEARLY loves me. Or my work. OR BOTH!? I stepped outside of the shop this morning for some fresh air before getting to work on some new ideas for self-repairing armor and there is this giant, new, beautiful state of the art forge attached to the shop that wasn't there last night. Gear-based bellows, a magnificent (barely used) anvil, pull chains for controlled heating.

Whoever you are, thaaaaaaank you. This will really expand the work I can do here.


[ooc | editor's note, this is Jayce Talis' family forge and redemption request, sorry Brigitte]

[FILTERED TO FRIENDS]

Despite having already avenged myself in the chocobo races today, Adam and I had a bet that whoever won at Defense yesterday would owe the other pizza. And now that I have $200 to burn, I figured I might as well make it a pizza party on Darla.

I'm thinking tomorrow night. Is that okay for everyone?