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Oct. 3rd, 2021


[info]pegleg
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[info]pegleg
[info]valloic

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[info]pegleg
[info]valloic
Soooooo I may have ended up in a situation where a shopkeeper yelled at me for scratching the floor. I know there's at least one smithy around here? I probably don't need to make any major adjustments, but I do need to make some if I'm going to put padding on my pegleg or something.

Oct. 2nd, 2021


[info]gazeboeffect
[info]valloic

[info]gazeboeffect
[info]valloic

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[info]gazeboeffect
[info]valloic
So apparently I have a dog.

[Adora and Richie]
Adora, if necessary can you watch her while I force Richie to help me finish puppy proofing my apartment? I did most of the work but you're the only person I know who both has a dog and seems trustworthy enough and I'm picking her up first thing tomorrow. I would really appreciate it.

Richie, my new therapist told me I need to be open about my needs and what I need right now is for my friend to help me make sure all of the electrical cords in the apartment are safely out of reach of puppy teeth using nontoxic tape. I already put child locks on all of the cabinets.

Sep. 8th, 2021


[info]jalapenopoppers
[info]valloic

[info]jalapenopoppers
[info]valloic

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[info]jalapenopoppers
[info]valloic
Oh dip! I was at the fish market for the weird squid flavors and the old guy that sells fake gator but tries to sell it as real gator. We were gonna show him what we thought about that, but then I got distracted by this place call Crahven fish and next to it was Crahven crabs. They said they’re new and they gave me tons of seafood cause DJ Flippers did a little dance. It was bad, but apparently cute, so I got a discount. Does anyone wanna come eat some of this, though? I got a little too excited about free food.

Also maybe someone come help us carry it from the place cause I slashed Motor Rick’s tires in Gator Mike’s honor and he’s probably gonna figure it out soon.

Sep. 1st, 2021


[info]poisonedheart
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[info]poisonedheart
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[info]poisonedheart
[info]valloic
Made celebratory pumpkin cheesecake crescent rolls and ended up making too many. I have three dozen to give away that the food bank won't take. Who wants them?

[ FILTERED TO LUCIFER ]
You want shitty scotch or good scotch?

Aug. 30th, 2021


[info]gazeboeffect
[info]valloic

[info]gazeboeffect
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]gazeboeffect
[info]valloic
So apparently I didn't realize just how much I hated my job until I tried to apply for a similar position here and literally got up and walked out halfway through the interview. Not that it matters that I hate it, they definitely aren't gonna call me.

How the hell do you forge an entirely new career at forty? I've never had a fucking mid life crisis before.

[Ronan]
I wasn't concussed badly enough to forget that you owe me fucking answers. Why do you act like you know me? Yeah, I know, probably some Vallo related bull, I got the introductory spiel, but you're still explaining, dipshit.

[Richie]
I just spent $473 at a CVS, then flushed almost everything I bought down the toilet within ten minutes of getting back to the apartment. Do you know how bad flushing pills is for the environment? I should be arrested, Rich. And I won't even be able to post bail when I am because I wasted a full half of my starting stipend.

Aug. 29th, 2021


[info]pegleg
[info]valloic

[info]pegleg
[info]valloic

Voice message, accidentally posted


[info]pegleg
[info]valloic
--- understand, they tried to explain it to me but it's so- so- what does it mean? Recording? Recording what? Like- like writing down what I'm saying? C'mon, c'mon, something here's got to make some kind of sense.

[A pause, then a shout that's slightly muffled as he lowers the phone] Toothless?!

Augh- this place is so weird. Everything's- wrong. How do they have so much metal? And glass? And these- these devices, this is so much more than the Dragon's Eye, even- Sorry! Sorry, uh-- Odin's fu- [Cut off]

Nov. 29th, 2019


[info]vampirebarbie
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[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic

PUBLIC NETWORK POST ➢ CAROLINE FORBES


[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic
tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:
Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:
Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.



((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))
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