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Apr. 16th, 2021


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[info]ezekieljones
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ugh dont take my burger and maybe i wont try to fight you asshole

someone come get me from big belly burger/ this is not the way i wanted burger week to go :(

also can someone teach me how to throw a punch/ im sure if i hadnt gone puppet i would have had a broken hand right now. i dont need fighting lessons really just need to know enough to break someones nose without breaking my hand

i can pay in either pizza or cash whatever your preference is

Apr. 13th, 2021


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[info]queent
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the customer is not always right and whoever started saying that should be brought back to life and then slapped the end

Apr. 12th, 2021


[info]whatthebucky
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[info]whatthebucky
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I don't know why Vallo keeps forcing me to make these ridiculous posts, but it looks like something from the Blackpointers' past has cropped up here - the puppet spell.

You'll notice some of you have turned into a puppet. Back in the first reality I was kidnapped to, it was a spell created by a local witch of theirs to curb people from using their powers to kill everyone once they came through the portal that brought us there. The vast majority of their population were regular humans and couldn't handle superpowered people, otherwise.

Any time someone wished to harm someone physically, they'd turn into a puppet until they calmed down. It prevented some bloodshed and provided a lot of laughs cause it was hilarious, when it wasn't happening to you. It let us still spar with each other and let us defend ourselves if something was attacking us because it was always about the intent, but yeah. Guess the whole point of this post is to say if you don't want to spend your time as a puppet or toy (cause people turned into Barbies too), try not to get pissed off to the point of punching? You should be able to defend yourselves and spar though, so Defense teams, you should all be good. And the locals always seemed to ignore us when we were like this? So you should also be good for not being picked up by a random kid and taken home to be added to their collection.

I also don't know if Vallo put its own spin on this, so the rules for this bout of insanity might be different from what I know. Take all of this ridiculousness with a grain of salt and be wary of everything. Paranoia is your friend.

Also, Tina, Thalia, and I are hosting a luau over at Tina's place this Wednesday just cause that's how we always solved our problems back in Blackpoint. Show up in the afternoon, BYOB, casual, these things usually go late. [Address]

EDIT: Looks like getting very, very angry is triggering it too. So it's a new ball game, sorry guys.

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[info]howdare
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I refuse to accept this! How dare you add this insult to my already rough morning? Whoever did this, I will find you. I WILL FIND YOU.


Am I flammable?

Apr. 9th, 2021


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[info]queent
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April 9
TINA COHEN-CHANG & EZEKIEL JONES
No explosions. Yet.
THE ART OF EXPRESSION | PIZZA & CATCHING UP
Read more... )

[info]whatthebucky
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[info]whatthebucky
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If you think you hear the bleating of goats, but don't see any, don't worry, it's just Vallo being Vallo and not you slowly losing your mind. Some of our goats got out of their enclosure and are invisible. They're also intangible, so you don't have to worry about running into them. We just wanted to warn you all of the possible phantom bleats that might be coming your way for who knows how long.

Friends and family, you're going to be recruited to round them up when this is over. Thanks in advance.

Also, if anyone wants to come hang out with the kids because they haven't disappeared, but love interaction and pets, you're welcome by anytime.

Apr. 7th, 2021


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[info]gfweasley
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I appreciate everyone's enthusiasm for pulling pranks on your fellow Outlanders. While we had some strong contenders and it came close in the end, our winner for First Annual Fool's Contest is Wei Wuxian! You're free to come down to Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes at any time to claim your prize.

Can't wait to see what next year brings!

[ FILTERED TO FRIENDS & FAMILY ]
So the Burrow showed up a bit ago and, with it, the broom shed out back. The brooms aren't anything fancy, but I reckon we have enough in there for a game of Quidditch if we wanted to give it a go at some point?

Apr. 2nd, 2021


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[info]veggiehater
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It's Gladio's birthday so we're taking him camping for the weekend. If you could give us two days before anything violently stupid happens, that would be great? Thanks.

[FILTERED TO GLADIO & IGNIS]
I got all the gear together and Ignis has the food covered. But if you want to check what I packed, I don't blame you. I'm leaving Bass with Wei Wuxian but I packed stuff for Henruit? He's practically you in dog form so I figured we were taking him.

Apr. 1st, 2021


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[info]fiercecorpse
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My rug is crinkly and popping today. I don't remember it being like that last night. I like it! It's fun to walk on. And hop on. And practice forms on. And run across. Oh, I'll try crawling across it next.

It's oddly soothing?

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[info]forkedup
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Okay I know it's April Fool's and everything but I promise I'm not kidding. Yogurt, Yoghurt, Yogurté is here from the good place!! Well, the fake good place. It doesn't matter! And it has all the flavors?? I don't know, man, the menu is crazy. I totally got Full Cellphone Battery and even though my phone's only at like 12% I'm not even worried about it.

So you should check it out and if you want recommendations, I can go with you because no, I'm totally not going to eat way too much fro-yo now.

Mar. 31st, 2021


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[info]gfweasley
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April Fools' Day will be here before you know it. Are you ready? Are you prepared for retaliation? Let Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes help you from being caught with your pants down!

One free Muggle magic trick with every purchase of over $20, today and tomorrow.

If you pull off any epic pranks tomorrow and have proof of it, submit it to WWW. The funniest prank will win one item out of our Explosive Enterprises line, winner's choice. Results will be announced sometime next week.

Mar. 29th, 2021


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[info]thedestroyer
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[ FILTERED TO 21+ ]
My place just showed up, so party this Saturday to break it in properly. The theme's Cherry Blossoms, so do with that what you will. Feel free to start showing up around 7. [Directions]

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The Physical Cottage is here. Come claim a room if you want a place that isn't Morningside or whatever. Or if you have shit here that you want to come get, come by. No one touches Eliot's or Quentin's rooms. [Directions]

[ FILTERED TO FEN ]
How are you feeling? I left some breakfast for you in your kitchen, but had to get to work.

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[info]queent
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Insomnia decided to strike this morning and I ended up baking three different kinds of muffins before 6am. I also cleaned the kitchen, bathroom, and my bedroom. When I walked out of the house this morning I nearly forgot my shoes. It's shaping up to be a day.

I am forever grateful for espresso machines.

Mar. 28th, 2021


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[info]whatthebucky
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Any telepaths around?

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I know you didn't get a lot of sleep and I really don't mean to pile on with my bullshit. But HYDRA's chair is here. I'm going down to the DOA to go and destroy it. So I gotta take a raincheck on lunch?

Love you.

[ FILTERED TO TINA COHEN-CHANG ]
I'm having a weird week already, but I have to ask you something and it might not be a comfortable topic. Can we meet up soon? Breakfast?

Mar. 23rd, 2021


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[info]pushonward
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I imagine it's quite common around here to say something like "not exactly where I expected to end up", so add mine to the mix I suppose.

Cheers to those that helped me this morning in the forest - I'm not sure what the beast was that attacked us, but it certainly regretted that it tried. I'm Ignis, obviously a new arrival, but sadly not one that could fully benefit from the video they show newcomers, but I think I got the gist of things. No way home, stipend, an apartment in exchange for name and species, a free drink, and proper sunlight?

I don't want to put them on blast, but if anyone knows a Noc Gladiolus Amicitia or a Prompto Argentum, I would appreciate being pushed in the right direction.

Mar. 17th, 2021


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Here we go again, I guess. Suppose it was nice to not arrive after a dunk in the ocean this time at least.

Hi there, everyone. My name's Beth Greene and I'm a new arrival.

[info]vampirebarbie
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[info]vampirebarbie
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I am fairly certain that one of the girls in media relations just tried to get me to join her mlm. #potionbabes!
I'm not sure who needs to hear this but if someone tells you that you can make thousands (💵💵😲😲💵💵) from your phone and working your own hours... it's probably not going to actually happen.

But if you are looking for a legitimate job, a reminder that DOA can help with job placement and training. Hit any of us up if you want to make an appointment.

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[info]chair_knee
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This just in: there is still no such thing as too much glitter. I won't take any arguments on this. Just agree with me and let me have this one thing. Thanks.

GANGSEY
Thanks for the distraction yesterday.

Is it frowned upon to over buy glitter and googly eyes in a state of sadness? Asking for a friend.

Okay, I'm the friend.

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[info]queent
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I don't know how I didn't know about the existence of wine brownies, but I'm planning on making them asap.

Happy St Patrick's day to everyone who is magically part Irish today or otherwise celebrating. Enjoy your green alcohol!

TEAM AMERICA.
Assuming the latest threats in the forest is dealt with, and half of you aren't beat up from fight club, I request your presence at mine and Thalia's new house on Sunday morning.

Mar. 13th, 2021


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[info]queent
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If anyone is available to help me safely load a piano into a moving truck and then into its new home, I will pay you in wine and baked good. Please let me know. Or beer and pizza? Pick a combination.

BUCKY & THALIA
Bucky, the house from Brooklyn that we bought in the last reality has arrived. It still has your stuff that I kept if you want it.

Thalia, there's a room here with your name on it if you want it.