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Nov. 24th, 2021


[info]legendaryhero
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[info]legendaryhero
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Has anyone else come across a really aggressive unicorn today? I guess maybe I got too used to Swift Wind because I tried to go up and pet it, and it literally tried to stab me with its horn.

Nov. 18th, 2021


[info]itchyfeet
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[info]itchyfeet
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I like collecting maps (except all of my maps from home got taken when I was taken prisoner by a bunch of Dewar dwarves, which was rude) and back home I used to make maps too, and I noticed there weren't any maps for the forest (well, none that were any good anyway. One of them told me it would lead me to a fountain of youth but it just led me to more giant spiders, why does this forest have so many giant spiders??) so I thought I'd make my own, but every time I try things keep moving and it's really starting to become annoying.

Back home we have the Forest of Waywerth which moves all over Ansalon, but I don't think stuff in the forest actually moves around (but I don't really know because I've only been in it once. The Wizards don't really like people barging in, which is why it's always moving around), but there are so many cool not-giant-spider-nest things to find in the forest and I just want to be able to find them again!!

[info]mysticism
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[info]mysticism
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Let's just say it's your birthday. What would you do, on that particular day?

Go.








Stark, I do expect nuggies at some point. Adding that as a disclaimer.

Nov. 17th, 2021


[info]hello_there
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[info]hello_there
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I must confess my memories of my time here are somewhat hazy, but the Force has seen fit to return me to Vallo. I can't say I'm unhappy to be back.

Nov. 7th, 2021


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[info]morethanstories
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Not the universe I expected to drop into, but this one seems pretty okay.

Nov. 3rd, 2021


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[info]childofthor
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It's come to my attention (thanks Tony) that there is a hammer sitting on a sidewalk downtown that no one seems to be able to move, but a whole lot of people are trying. Please let me know if someone succeeds. I have a castle that is impossible to keep clean to go with your new monarch title that is basically useless here.

Oct. 24th, 2021


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[info]andrieski
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Asetenarra is a coven full of nerds wanted me to remind everyone that if you haven't already gone to see the Haunted Caves, they're really excited for you to see them. I at least got them not to do anyone's canon that's already here. You're welcome.

Oct. 14th, 2021


[info]itchyfeet
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[info]itchyfeet
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Who: Catra and Tas
What: Tasslehoff arrives in Vallo
When: September 28th
Where: The Forest
Warnings: Tasslehoff

Why was this happening to her? Was this karma? Is this because she played a hand in messing up Etheria for a good while? )

Oct. 6th, 2021


[info]itchyfeet
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[info]itchyfeet
[info]valloic
I have been exploring the forest for like, an entire week trying to find some super murder turkeys, but I haven't found a single one! I'm very disappointed, because super murder turkeys sound fun, especially if they're big enough to ride like the giant chickens I raced last weekend. Not that exploring the forest hasn't been fun so far, what with all the trees and the rocks and things that were trying to eat me last week, or the colony of giant spiders that I found a few days ago (I got stuck in a web, which isn't the first time I got stuck in a spider's web, but last time I did it when I was a fly so all I had to do was turn into a mouse to break free, but I couldn't really turn into an ogre or a minotaur so this time I had to wait until Rabbitslayer showed up in my hand and then I had to saw my way free and I had spiderweb stuck in my topknot for three days. Gross), and I'm pretty sure I saw a unicorn Monday, but when I tried to get closer it spooked and ran away. :(

Anyway, today there were a bunch of metal birds that kept swooping to attack me?? My hoopak and Rabbitslayer weren't too much good, so I had to run back to the spider colony and get them stuck in all the webs there. I feel a little bad though, because I don't think that spiders can eat metal? I don't know, maybe giant spiders can, since normal spiders can't eat kender either, and that didn't seem to stop them. I hope I don't give them indigestion though!

Oct. 5th, 2021


[info]mashtater
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[info]mashtater
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WHO: Tasslehoff Burrfoot and Alexei "Tater" Mashkov
WHAT: Tater gets rescued from being eaten by an evil box
WHEN: Last week
WHERE: Near the edge of the forest
WARNINGS: The amount of blood you'd expect from getting bitten

I was a cat once! )

Oct. 3rd, 2021


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[info]pegleg
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Soooooo I may have ended up in a situation where a shopkeeper yelled at me for scratching the floor. I know there's at least one smithy around here? I probably don't need to make any major adjustments, but I do need to make some if I'm going to put padding on my pegleg or something.

Sep. 30th, 2021


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Hi, my name is Morgan, and I'm a mimic. I've also fought mimics by the dozens, so here's some advice:

* carry a wrench. A pipe wrench is best, but a sufficiently large crescent wrench will do.
* mimics can only mimic things they've seen, so be very suspicious if you see two of something that you're not sure there should be two of
* When you see a suspicious object, give it a sharp whack with the wrench
* Do not do this to identical twins, mimics can almost never mimic a whole entire human
* Do not do this to me, I have no interest in biting any of you or using you as a host for mimic offspring. I am a very bad cat but I am a nice mimic.

Sep. 29th, 2021


[info]itchyfeet
[info]valloic

[info]itchyfeet
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[info]itchyfeet
[info]valloic
Wow this place sure is interesting. How do you guys get the buildings so high? And all these, what, cars? How do they run? Are the cars magic, or do you have to be a wizard to drive them? Because I would love to drive a car if someone has one! How fast do they go?

And this magical communication box (??? phone, I guess? What a weird name. Why's it called a phone?) is great too. We don't have this kind of magic back on Krynn. I mean, we do have some items that you can use to talk to people, but you can really only talk to one person at a time, I think, and they're pretty powerful. Not everyone has one like these phones (really, only powerful wizards have them I think) and no one's ever let me keep one long enough to see if I could contact more than one person.

Speaking of! Hi! I'm Tasslehoff Burrfoot, but my friends call me Tas! I'm a kender from Krynn, and I came here with my friend Caramon. We were only supposed to travel 356 years in the future (Not our future, we were in the past, so we were just coming home), but apparently our magical time traveling device malfunctioned and we ended up here! This horrible, ugly evil wizard (and like, awful evil, not fun evil) told us that because the evil Goddess Takhisis (do you guys have Takhisis here? Or Fizban? I didn't see them in the sky last night) repaired it (she didn't, my gnome friend Gnimsh fixed it for us before he was), it would send us to some terrible and awful place, but this place doesn't seem so terrible and awful. Nowhere that has magical boxes that sing (that was really fun, by the way) can be that bad. And all these things that try to eat you that are everywhere? Amazing!! I've never had so much fun trying to decide which chair to sit on or what lock to pick!

It seems interesting at least, but I guess interesting isn't always good. Like, watching the gods throw a mountain on a city was interesting, but it was interesting in a really terrible kind of way, especially since we knew it was coming but couldn't do anything to stop it even though I tried.


ANYWAY! I mentioned before that I came here with a friend, Caramon. Somehow we got separated when we arrived, so I guess he must be wandering around here somewhere on his own. He's probably pretty lost and very confused (unless another nice person helped him out! Hi Catra!!!!). He's pretty easy to spot though. He's really big - I mean he's big for a human too, not just a kender, though I guess he'd be a little bit small if he was a minotaur or an ogre. Not weirdly small, but on the small side - and he has brown hair. He's had a really, really bad day, so he might ask for some alcohol but please don't give him any! He'll be just as happy (happier even, I promise) with spiced potatoes! And then you can just message me where he is and I'll come pick him up!

[info]mashtater
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[info]mashtater
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Cool thing about life, how there is always more to learn, yeah? I am not in school for many years, but still I learn new things every day! Like today I learn important lesson:

IF YOU FIND SURPRISE BOX IN WOODS, DO NOT COME NEAR BOX WITHOUT WEAPON.

Because maybe box is not box, but is actually bitey asshole and will try to chew your arm off! This is not good start to morning.

Thanks Tas for not letting me get eaten, thanks Wen Qing for fixing bite! Now I go bury pain in pancakes.

Nov. 29th, 2019


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PUBLIC NETWORK POST ➢ CAROLINE FORBES


[info]vampirebarbie
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tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:
Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:
Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.



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