this place sure is interesting. How do you guys get the buildings so high? And all these, what, cars? How do they run? Are the cars
magic, or do you have to be a wizard to drive them? Because I would love
to drive a car if someone has one! How fast do they go?
And this magical communication box (??? phone, I guess? What a weird name. Why's it called a phone?) is great too. We don't have this kind of magic back on Krynn. I mean, we do
have some items that you can use to talk to people, but you can really only talk to one person at a time, I think, and they're pretty powerful. Not everyone has one like these phones (really, only powerful wizards have them I think) and no one's ever let me keep one long enough to see if I could contact more than one person.
Speaking of! Hi! I'm Tasslehoff Burrfoot, but my friends call me Tas! I'm a kender from Krynn, and I came here with my friend Caramon. We were only supposed to travel 356 years in the future (Not our
future, we were in the past, so we were just coming home), but apparently our magical time traveling device malfunctioned and we ended up here! This horrible, ugly evil wizard (and like, awful
evil, not fun evil) told us that because the evil Goddess Takhisis (do you guys have Takhisis here? Or Fizban? I didn't see them in the sky last night) repaired it (she didn't
, my gnome friend Gnimsh fixed it for us
before he was
), it would send us to some terrible and awful place, but this place doesn't seem so terrible and awful. Nowhere that has magical boxes that sing (that was really fun, by the way) can be that
bad. And all these things that try to eat you that are everywhere? Amazing
!! I've never had so much fun trying to decide which chair to sit on or what lock to pick!
It seems interesting at least, but I guess interesting isn't always
good. Like, watching the gods throw a mountain on a city was interesting
, but it was interesting in a really terrible kind of way, especially since we knew it was coming but couldn't do anything to stop it even though I tried.
ANYWAY! I mentioned before that I came here with a friend, Caramon. Somehow we got separated when we arrived, so I guess he must be wandering around here somewhere on his own. He's probably pretty lost and very
confused (unless another nice person helped him out! Hi Catra!!!!). He's pretty easy to spot though. He's really
big - I mean he's big for a human too, not just a kender, though I guess he'd be a little bit small if he was a minotaur or an ogre. Not weirdly
small, but on the small side - and he has brown hair. He's had a really, really bad day, so he might ask for some alcohol but please don't give him any! He'll be just as happy (happier
even, I promise) with spiced potatoes! And then you can just message me where he is and I'll come pick him up!