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If anyone notices a heavier amount of greenery and flora around the clinic, don't mind me... I may suddenly be having the time of my life with what I guess is some kind of temporary power? I'm growing plants. Yes, there are a lot of lilies, and that's because I really like lillies.

This is an AMAZING feeling! I knew someone back in my world who had this kind of power. Only difference was that she was kind of.. a villain.

Never thought I would have to ask this here but. Anyone with the experience that can offer recommendations with wedding venues and services here in Vallo? No date set yet, I'm just trying to see what's available first.

I'm going to need someone else to head over to the clinic and open it for the day, please and thank you.

Today I learned that my three-year-old is not a fan of finger painting because she can't stand having paint on her hands. Which, fair. It's amazing, really, learning something new about her every day. I'm sure it's like this back home where I remember everything about her life, too, but it hits so much harder here where I've only had a handful of months of knowing her.

We're going to stick to crayons for now.

VAX
This is my daily obnoxious check-in. How are you feeling? Still good? Still you? I made you a basket of food. Some pastries, some meat pies, cookies. Want to stop by the bakery to pick it up, or do you want to wait for it until we get home?

ADORA
Hey, you. I wanted to let you know before anyone else that I'm going to step away from the Defense team. I've thought about it a lot since Vesper stayed behind, and I just think it's the right thing to do. I'm all she has, and Vallo is always throwing new shit at us. I just want to make sure she's always taken care of, you know?

I've had plenty experience bartering with Jawas and those kriffing bastards go hard. Given the amount of credit I just dropped on cookies after politely declining at first, I'd love to see them try dealing with Girl Scouts.

How many anti-anxiety meds and potions should I be stocking up on after this?

Has anyone else seen people turn into random things?

Because Brenda just turned into a snowman after yelling at someone about her essential oils.



ooc: sorry for deleting yesterday, I got a headache and figured I'd push it to today.

I have confirmed that I am all that remains of my family in Vallo. All others from the land of my origin have gone on to other lives. Lotus Pier and the Burial Mounds are gone, but Cloud Recesses remains.

If any friends of Lan Wangji, Wei Wuxian, Lan Sizhui, Jiang Cheng, Jiang Yanli, Jin Ling, or George Weasley wish to join me in the traditional prayers for those who have moved on, I will hold the ceremony at the shrine at Cloud Recesses on Sunday, the fourth of December, at 2 in the afternoon.

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I will not be at The Art of Expression again until Monday.
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[Filtered to Will]
I know that our faith is not yours, but I would appreciate it if you would join me on Sunday. You may pray to anyone you like for the souls of those who have left us.
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Seasons greetings motherfuckers. It's that time of year again. That magical time when you all party too hard engaging in social obligations and find yourself tottering with your higher judgment totally fucked. Year three. Let's go:

As we near the holiday season, I'll remind you:

• Do not drink too much.
  • Because I know you will, as (most) of you are human and stupid, and drinking too much is how you demonstrate cheer without having to rely on creativity, when you drink too much and you are worried about getting home...
• Contact me to get you there safely.
• I am responsible, discreet, and used to having humans leak mysterious fluids of all kinds on me.
• I am also not sexually interested in you, unlike Todd from Accounting.
• I will ensure that you reach home without incident and will annoy you until you drink at least three glasses of water.
• Unless:
  • You want to talk about your feelings, my feelings, or some other person's feelings. I don't care.
  • You hit on me, flirt with me, or touch me inappropriately. I find human sexual interaction disgusting AF.
  • You insult me or behave rudely. I don't fucking put up with that. This is a free service. Behave like something better than your species.
• Thank you and stay safe.
  • Unless I don't like you, in which case, die in a snowbank.

Don't fuck yourself up this holiday season or I'll do it for you. And a happy New Year or whatever.

Now. What fuckery does this weird-ass planet have planned for us this holiday?

This world is already better about getting people the treatment and aids they need than in my world. But, there's always room for improvement. I'm working with Enki and Vallo's local general hospital to develop an advanced line of assistive technology and disability aids for people that need them, at no cost to the user.

We're still in early development, but we'd like to chat with users with specific needs that are met through assistive technology or mobility aids. We're focusing on walking aids that function both in the city and the forest, advanced hearing devices that automatically volume adjust given the noise level of the area around you, retracting hooks for reaching things higher up but minimally invasive at the same time, and adaptive touch screens that can translate text to braille and shift and change like you would just turning a page on a book or scrolling through social media.

Basically, our main goal here is accessibility and advancement. They told me to use an ice brea If you could think of any one thing that would make your life easier and it doesn't already exists or is something that could be improved, what would it be?

[VIKTOR]

It's well after the race, are we ready to talk about the hexcore yet?

I was just chatting with Roz and that reminded me that I could put out a general notice. Please remember that all critical facilities (electric providers, clinics, hospitals, Morningside, the DOA building, the Quills, and even Papa's Pride) have my defensive shielding - and it's regularly maintained with the help of Murderbot!

I'm installing some remote upgrades via drone to have those shields also provide heat and deflect snow buildup for this storm, so if you find yourself needing shelter, those are the places to go! There's a few other locations I've had them installed, by owner request, so I'll let them volunteer their own places for guests. :)

-Brig

I've been working my way up to a little bit of an ask. Usually I'm pretty self-sufficient so asking for help is hard enough but this one almost feels a little embarrassing as well given what I've picked up about it while being here.

Tatooine was so damn dry we had people who farmed moisture out of the air and sold it for rations. We were lucky to get one good rain a year if that. So that being said, the idea of water being free for all, regular rain falls, snow, that's all new to me and, well, I don't know how to swim. Since it doesn't look like I'll be going back anytime soon, I suppose I'd like to learn. Just feels a little strange when it's mostly youngins that are learning.

Well, if anyone is going to need some serious anxiety and sleep meds for the next several months time being, come by the clinic to pick them up. That includes both people just getting back and people who were watching/waiting. The clinic is going to have odd hours tonight.

Filter: Cobb Vanth

I love you. That's all.

Sitting around playing it safe is the way to not make everyone else's jobs potentially harder and I fully respect that, believe me, but I can't keep not doing things.

Are there non-punchy/stabby/blasty things for people to do to help? My apartment is open to anyone who needs a shower or a nap and doesn't live here but that's not going to help that many people? What about food? We still have power here and I know all about what it takes to feed a crowd. I don't have a crowd's worth of food in my apartment, but I'm willing to use what I do have?

Please put me to work. 🥺

Here we go again. The clinic is super well lit and the wards are still on. There's medical personnel here to help and another portal to patch you up and send you off to the big guns at the hospital if you need higher level of care.

But for anyone who is still fairly new and may not be used to this place's wtfery yet.. we have plenty of people with magical powers that would heal you a lot faster. But it's totally up to your personal comfort to accept that or use non-magical healing.

Filter: Cobb

Don't you dare be a big hero.

Since it's already been brought up, I'd like to remind everyone that the Clinic does often teach first aid classes multiple times throughout the year. So if you're interested in learning, you can leave a name here and I'll inform you when the next set of classes come around.

Even though ideally we would love for everyone to stay safe and never require it, Vallo likes to throw something big and bad at us on multiple occasions. But also, it's helpful to know around the household as well.

If anyone is considering also being CPR certified, let me know as well. When the worst events hit, we appreciate volunteers at the clinic, especially as Vallo giveth and also taketh away.

Filter: Wanda Maximoff

I'm sorry it took this long to say something but I wasn't even sure what to say considering we rarely ever talked. I just wanted to say I'm sorry. He was a great colleague and friend.

Am I the only one who didn't realize that people take identifying as a Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, or Miranda seriously?

If a field medic/first responder training program was offered, would anyone be interested in taking it? Certified First Responder or Wilderness & Remote First Aid? I know we're full of people used to being in insane situations, but testing to see if there's any need or interest in this aspect.

Secondly, don't forget the Clinic is going to be running its Sex Ed course from the 15 - 17. Not taught by yours truly, but I'm taking this opportunity to remind any interested parties.

Lastly, for anyone impacted by the full moon on Wednesday, don't forget that this month there will also be Moon Day. On July 20 the sun won't rise, and the full moon will be in the sky. A fun promotional day for some, stressful as hell for others.

For anyone who is really feeling it after this weekend: we have hangover cures at the clinic! For free, of course, just stop on by.

Filter: Clinic employees

For anyone who is willing to help, I got the dates for the sex ed classes at the clinics for July 15 to 17, Friday through Sunday. School's out but it makes for good timing for anyone who is working over the summer