May. 24th, 2023 at 7:07 AM
This is an AMAZING feeling! I knew someone back in my world who had this kind of power. Only difference was that she was kind of.. a villain.
As we near the holiday season, I'll remind you:
- Do not drink too much.
- Because I know you will, as (most) of you are human and stupid, and drinking too much is how you demonstrate cheer without having to rely on creativity, when you drink too much and you are worried about getting home...
- Contact me to get you there safely.
- I am responsible, discreet, and used to having humans leak mysterious fluids of all kinds on me.
- I am also not sexually interested in you, unlike Todd from Accounting.
- I will ensure that you reach home without incident and will annoy you until you drink at least three glasses of water.
- You want to talk about your feelings, my feelings, or some other person's feelings. I don't care.
- You hit on me, flirt with me, or touch me inappropriately. I find human sexual interaction disgusting AF.
- You insult me or behave rudely. I don't fucking put up with that. This is a free service. Behave like something better than your species.
- Thank you and stay safe.
- Unless I don't like you, in which case, die in a snowbank.
It's well after the race, are we ready to talk about the hexcore yet?
I love you. That's all.
Don't you dare be a big hero.
I'm sorry it took this long to say something but I wasn't even sure what to say considering we rarely ever talked. I just wanted to say I'm sorry. He was a great colleague and friend.
For anyone who is willing to help, I got the dates for the sex ed classes at the clinics for July 15 to 17, Friday through Sunday. School's out but it makes for good timing for anyone who is working over the summer