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Apr. 14th, 2021


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My baby was too mad at closet door for not opening. Now Shayba is little yarn doll. I think she is still very cute! Is good, because I think she may be yarn doll for some time. She is still acting very angry, and kotenok must calm down and not be murder-mad before she is changing back, yes?

Apr. 12th, 2021


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[info]secunit
[info]valloic
Intel: I observed a really fucking weird phenomenon: a human turned into a puppet after nearly being hit by another human on a bicycle. Going to guess this is magic bullshit, and therefore doesn't fall under my security jurisdiction, but I figured I'd write about it so you're aware the next time you experience a surplus of emotions and find yourself made of felt.

You guys need more meditation. I hear it helps.

Apr. 6th, 2021


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[info]valloic
Let's hear it for Nursey!

Apr. 3rd, 2021


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Log: Zimbits


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic
APRIL 2 || MIDDLE OF NIGHT
BITTY + JACK
"I appreciate you worrying sweetheart, but do not think I am too busy with that Easy Bake Oven that Nursey left on our nightstand to know you are not resting either.”
The Haus | PG - worried husband syndrome mostly.
Read more... )

Mar. 26th, 2021


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[info]valloic

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[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic
[POSTED TO THE NETWORK & AROUND VALLO. Literally. Like flyers. Everywhere.]


[HAUS + HOCKEY TEAM & FRIENDS]
Hey. Sorry if I was abrupt at the clinic-- I'm- yeah. I know I probably don't have to apologize, but I wanted to anyway.

Bitty's coming home this weekend, he'll be on bed rest for a while, then light rest, go from there. No baking, no grocery shopping, no heavy lifting, bending, crouching, stretching. I'll have a full list by the end of the day and I'll get it put around the haus.

No hockey practice next week, rest, recover, take some time. We'll start back up April, and I'll lead practice for a few weeks until his restrictions are lighter.

I have a few requests: Can we get him a comfortable recliner or chair for the living room? Lardo's got my financials and a debit card to my account, someone pick out the most comfortable chair possible and get it delivered?

I could use a few extra hands to move around the furniture in our room tomorrow. And I need about 50000 new pillows.

Uh-food? Bits can do meal planning and some directing so we'll have to cook and grocery shop or order out. Maybe someone can make a chart for the house? Everyone's responsible for one night a week?

Anyway, yeah. Thanks, guys. I'm probably forgetting something, so feel free to add on? Or tell me to

Mar. 24th, 2021


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[info]valloic
MEDIC, MEDIC HELP

Bitty's been hurt - badly, as in I worked for necromancers for years and I'm freaked out -- we're just outside of Morningside, I cleared the area of the Vultures so we're safe for the time being -- I don't know if I should carry him or what, he's -- if you can hustle to us that'd be -- I'll carry him if I need to bc I am panic!swole but I don't want to in case that makes it worse

the pies are flatlined too

Mar. 20th, 2021


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SOS I need someone to come be my photographer and take thirst traps of me. Actual photographers, welcomed. Pervs, go home.

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[info]valloic
Celebrating my 19th birthday in a weird alternate reality was never a plan. Shocking, I know. It's extra weird that it was just, like, summer when I got here almost a month ago, but I guess I'll take it.

So, fellow outlanders, in prep for tomorrow, where's the best place to celebrate a birthday around here.

Follow up, completely unrelated question: favorite running spots?

Mar. 18th, 2021


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[info]valloic
Trying every sore throat remedy today and politely asking the Gods of Spring to give a bro a break. Everything itches and I can't sing and blow my nose at the same time.

[FILTERED TO THE HAUS]
Yo Annie's is here. Got myself a triple soy vanilla latte no foam and didn't even drop it on the way out.

Mar. 11th, 2021


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[info]valloic

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[info]valloic
[ Texts to Nursey - that get sent to the Haus Group Chat instead all in one go ]

» You might as well move into my room at this point lol
» 🪒 I'm too old for emoji, who's going to use this? Sweeney Todd?
» I was looking online and I found that some places sell hair growth portions or spells?
» *potions
» I hope this kiln doesn't explode on me.
» Have I done something or are you just busy?

[Five minutes after those sent]

» oh shit

Mar. 6th, 2021


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[info]valloic

[info]stressbake
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[info]valloic
Hey y'all! I know you've been waiting for a menu change for Rose Apothecary, and I have some terrible news. There will be no new pie menu for this month. :( We'll be keeping the same ones from last month, mostly because I think y'all are sleeping on Strawberry Cream and Shitty will agree with me! But the reason for this is because my wonderful and beautiful husband has helped me start renovations on a storefront for a full-time pie shop! Name pending, but I'm always open for ideas!

I'll still be supplying baked goods to Rose Apothecary, but an extended menu will be available at the pie shop. Stay tuned for an announcement! I hope y'all are as excited as I am!

FILTERED TO THE HAUS.
This is a reminder to y'all that Tater is bringing Solaire over for brunch tomorrow, so don't forget to be on your best behavior and be on time!

Feb. 18th, 2021


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[info]valloic

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[info]valloic
[Filtered to Jack Zimmermann]
I have


[Filtered to the Haus]
I am


[Filtered to Shitty]
It was


[Filtered to the Haus]
I need to say



My malyshka has stolen grocery bag! )

[Filtered to Jack]
There is something I am needing to tell you that I could not tell anyone at home.

I don't think you will be mad, but you might be mad.

If you are mad, you get one punch free. Okay? More than one punch, we are having fight, but one is fair.
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[Filtered to the Haus]
(Added after Jack says he is not a tabloid, tyvm)
Remember I ask about if Faber is open yesterday evening?

Was for date with Solaire, knight in shining armor who rescue me and Dex from bat things.

It was good date. )))))))
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Feb. 14th, 2021


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[info]stressbake
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[info]stressbake
[info]valloic
Jack
Bitty
WHO The Bittle-Zimmermanns
WHERE A shop for lease in Vallo downtown
WHEN Valentine's Day (February 14th), evening
WHAT Jack has a surprise, and Bitty gushes about linoleum
STATUS Complete!
WARNINGS No, it's just unadulterated fluff.
"It’s easy to do stuff for people you love." Read more... )

[info]mashtater
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[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
HAUS! Come meet new baby, help think of name. I am not creative enough, I will just call her Malyshka all of time.

the baby )

Shelter promises she is not vampire, just has supernatural cuteness.

[Filtered to Solaire]
Nice to see you at shelter today! Did you find good friend to take home, too?
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[info]valloic

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[info]stressbake
[info]valloic
Y'all! I know this is the day of love, but it doesn't have to be romantic love! It can be any kind, and if you're eager for something sweet, I have an assortment of mini-pies ready to go for either sharing with yourself or with a loved one. ♥ Pick them up at Rose Apothecary!

FILTERED TO THE HAUS.
We all have plans today, but y'all better make sure you're home to wish a happy birthday to Nursey! There is a delectable caramel carrot cake with thick layers of cream cheese frosting waiting, and you only get a piece if you're here to sing! :)

Feb. 7th, 2021


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[info]valloic
[TEXTS TO SHITTY]
» Hey I need a favor.
» You've been reading up on Vallo property laws, yeah?

Feb. 1st, 2021


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[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
I am happy to see we are having dance party at Geliara for Valentine! Will be fun, seeing everyone have good time, celebrate love. And I love dancing!

[Filtered to the Haus]
I am looking at things happening soon in Vallo, and I see there will be pet adoptions on Valentine Day. Also party with dogs and cats.

If I find good dog or cat, could I maybe keep at Haus? I will take good care of pet and share cuddles with all.
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Jan. 22nd, 2021


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[info]valloic

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Combined Network


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[info]valloic
[Filtered to the Haus and associates]

Hey, Dex is hurt pretty bad. Not dying, but broken ribs, and one rib punctured lung. Doctor is saying he will be okay, magic and medicine both help, but I am staying by him. No chirps until he can breathe right again.

Jan. 20th, 2021


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Vallo Prime


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[info]valloic
What the fuck do normal people do while you all run off being heroes? How do we help without superpowers?

[Otabek]
You better still be here.

Jan. 16th, 2021


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[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
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(Added after this conversation)

Is there anyone here who is knowing about ghosts and will come to Haus to check for them? I think I have seen two in attic, but also I maybe am going out of my mind. Help?


[Filtered to the Haus]
Guys.

Haus is haunted in attic. Ghosts are not mean so far. But I am thinking everyone should know ghosts are there.