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Where's Orym of the Air Ashari? He's from Emon (where's that?) and he's dwarf-height or shorter, and he kicked enough ass to be worth 10,0000 gold, apparently.

Not asking because I'm turning him in; do I care about mortal currency? I do NOT. I'm just impressed. That's a lot of theft. There are wanted posters up in the forest for him, which was new. Thought you guys should know that that's a thing now in case someone's looking for him.

Unrelated to all the crime: summer. I'm going to really hone my shirtless basking skills this year. If you need something blessed, wear shades, because the glistening is gonna be real.

Mark your calendars, nerds! Enki Coven just scheduled a rare public event: a Physics of Transfiguration Magic lecture by Professor Marcus Islington. 18 August, 4 p.m., at the MageNet Auditorium, Q&A included, reception to follow. Tickets are free and available for purchase by anyone regardless of coven membership status, but you will need one for entry to the lecture.

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What would you say to taking a vacation?
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[OOC: this post has been edited to remove the cover charge, this is now a free event]

You know, as far as interdimensional adventures go, I think this might be- no, definitely is the best one. Did I have to register myself for money? Sure, I did a lot more for a driver's license. Do I have all my gear? No, but I'm sure I can get more. Does my hip kind of hurt from my landing? Oh yeah.

BUT the people I love are here. Most of them. And the most important one (no offense to the others, you understand). So things are definitely looking up.

Now all I need is a place to get a great burger and life will be perfect.

Oh yeah, sorry. Peter Quill, nice to be here.

Today at the center we were doing some drawings and one of the kids decided to make drawings of their friends at the center to take home. He drew the staff too and had about a dozen stink lines surrounding me so of course I asked if I smell because well, I don't think I do but you never know and better to lock that shit down. He answered, and I quote, "no, but I thought it'd be funny if I made my parents think you do."

Kids, man. Savage.

How's everyone else's Tuesday going?

So I'm not sure what this is, but Lan Xichen is surrounded by roses at his deck and dead asleep. Absolutely refuses to be woken up. I blasted all the songs he absolutely does not vibe with at his head - thanks Fergie! -, poked him, tickled him, threatened to throw glitter around in his office nothing.

HELP.





Will, sorry for the hundred 911 texts and missed calls. But, um, panicking.

[Lan Xichen, Darlington and Alex]

I wanted to say thanks for helping out little me. It doesn’t seem like I was too much of a handful, but I know she had fun and felt safe here because of you guys.

[Callum]

Maze says you did a brilliant job keeping the demons occupied so I’ve decided you can keep the kingdom and I’m taking over your apartment.

Well, as Katou would say, shit.

I apologise to anyone who was insulted, injured or robbed by my younger self over the last few days. I won't make excuses, since I we he didn't know any better, but if you've lost something valuable I'll do my best to get it back to you. He may well have stashed things in a few places.

If it's any consolation he's made a wreck of my clothes and my shakkan's in the worst shape it's been in in about eight years. Next time maybe someone could tell him he's a mage and not to touch any plants that have been carefully cultivated to store raw power? Not that he'd listen, but worth a shot.

Milton was wrong; reigning in hell is beastly. Demons think they’re so clever. Reminds me of secondary school.

Is Sabrina back to normal yet? Hell’s a mess and I’m tired of making the demons feed me grapes and tell me it isn’t my fault.

Well... that was fun? Nothing like waking up in pajamas' many sizes too small for you.
I think I have a hangover, but like a time hangover. Is that a thing? It feels like a thing. It's definitely a thing.

uh I just wanted to say thanks. For coming to the barns and being nice. We can't have people over at home. It always makes me sad mad wish things were different. Just wish Declan couldve seen it. he's always going on about not trusting anybody and staying safe. But is SAFE all there is? I don't wanna die an old man who was safe and tucked away in a box my whole stupid life.

Anyway I ate too much ice cream this morning and I'm probably going to die from THAT insted so say nice stuff about me at my funeral and take care of my bird. She's the best.

ｏｐｅｎ ｔｈｅ ｃｏｏｌｅｒ

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I want to go explore the woods.

I heard it moves. Do the trees pick up the roots and go PLOP somewhere different? Does anyone wanna play hide and seek? The cat says its good for hiding, but red eyes said to not go. But she went somewhere so I want to explore.

Is there a big beach?

The dogs say I got a boat but I dunno where it is. Does anyone know where my boat is? How do you ride a bo Can dogs ride a

Guess what! Since we have so many more kids than usual, Art of Expression is launching a special session of ART CAMP!!!

Instead of our usual signups, this time we're just doing show-ups! Starting this morning, kids from 5 to 12 will be with me in The Big Classroom at Cloud Recesses, and we'll have a super great time playing with all kinds of media, including paints and pastels and clay! There's room for all ability and experience levels, so if you want to make art, just come on up the mountain!

If you're bringing a kid, make sure they wear something they can get messy, and pack a lunch. If they need any special accommodations, just let me know and I will make it happen.

And if there are any kids who see this and want to come but don't have an adult yet, just pipe up! We'll find someone to show you the way here and make sure you've got a good lunch.

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Annnnnnnnnd any of our suddenly-teenagers need stuff to do (or our regular teenagers, for that matter), I wouldn't mind an extra hand child-wrangling, so like...hmu if you need extra activities. I already had like a half dozen regular Vallo moms and dads responding that they'd be coming when I sent the message out to our standard mailing list.

What's this thing? How come it talks? If someone kidnapped me they're gonna regret it

May 7

Sabrina & Callum
"It was a lot more fun being what amounted to hell’s trophy husband"

Hell | There is a little murder

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I awakened this morning to discover that my husband is thirteen years older and has no recollection of Vallo. Is anyone experiencing similar difficulties?

[ FILTERED TO FRIENDS & FAMILY OF SHIRO & KEITH ]
( Hi. I don't really know how to start to ask this, so I'm just going to talk and you guys can ask questions if you want. Shiro might add more later, but... )

Am I the only one who thinks that the idea of registering is hella creepy?

Yeah, I'm not going to be doing that.

I need to get out of here...

This may sound weird or stupid since I've been here for a while, but I really need to get out of my apartment for a while. I don't want to go drinking alone. Would anyone like to meet for drinks, or go to a club, or something?