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Hello, Vallo!

I've arrived in your land seeking adventure! Upon my arrival I was assured repeatedly that there is no way home to Elmville or Solace or really anywhere in Spyre and so I suppose I should introduce myself and settle in until that can be worked out.

I am Fabian Seacaster, son of Bill Seacaster, a name which might mean nothing here but rest assured, he was the most fearsome pirate to have ever sailed the Celestine Sea. I am not a pirate, but I do have his taste for adventure and I hope that I may find a way to make a name for myself here.

From what I've seen this land is not unlike my own and this device not dissimilar to the crystals we use to communicate. I'll admit, it may even be more advanced and convenient. Now, where's the best ice cream shop?

Hey quick question, is Dracula around and does he drive a Lexus? Cause if he is and does, he's an asshole who doesn't know how to drive and he abandoned these cuties.

Does anyone know any vampire hunters? Who wants kittens??? I need to get them checked out by a vet though, so that's a tentative ask.

EDIT: I need the vampire hunter for DRACULA. NO ONE ELSE. HAPPY, NADJA?

HI. I'm Abigail. I'm new.  I've been here just long enough to know that this isn't a hallucination and probably not a trap.   

I didn't use social media much back home.  I'm not sure what to put in an introduction, so, I'll skip to the big questions.  Can I trust the free housing and stipend?  Can I really have a life here?   Is there any way to make sure I don't get sent back to where I'm from?

Um Hey. My nam I'm uh new here? My name's Nick. Nick Furcillo. It's-- I'll be honest, I'm still not really sure that this isn't just like, I hit my head really hard and am imagining all of this, but it's-- whatever. It's better than what was happening back home? So sure.

I'm staying with a bunch of p Iggy and Prompto and Gladio and Noct? And Abi. She's from my world; we arrived toget at the same time. But I wanted to thank them for having us, especially now, when I know things are shite. I don't understand how people just disappear b

Anywho. I'm from Melbourne. Australia. If that means any Was in New York for the summer - family stuff. I've been working as a camp counselor? Specifically I was the head of the kitchen. I might do something with that here, but-- I heard there was a school as well? Which is good. Fuck I sound like an id Does anyone know anything about how to not be a werewo I guess that's about it.

[ Filtered to Abi ]

Parents days are a special kind of terr

Now that I've had a party at the house, it seemed time to actually unpack everything from my apartment and make it more home again. So, I started with the books, naturally. I am a nerd, I know, but it was fun to get to mix those I've collected in Vallo with those that came through from home with my bedroom in the house.

But clearly those empty shelves need to be filled, post haste.

CALEB

I dislike this day and a lot around it and I know that your role in my life is not what is traditionally celebrated by other people, but it has nevertheless left me wanting to thank you for being so supportive and kind to me while I have been here in Vallo. I have not had many good adult presences in my life, so I am very grateful for all you've done for me.

So--yes. Thank you.

Also, I am sorry if this is awkward, I am very good at being awkward when trying to be sincere.

I HAVE DONE IT

I ATTENDED AL'S GRADUATION ALTHOUGH THIS WAS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME

They announced his name and he bravely marched for face the trials of commencement head on as is only fitting for a member of our documentary crew.

(we are still looking for crew members, of course, you must be able to hold a camera or the fuzzy...stick thing, or you must be very good at asking questions of me and my Nadja doll



also Nandor and Guillermo)

AND OH HOW I WAILED THE TENSION WAS SO MUCH FOR ME HOW WOULD I REPLACE HIM

But he received the paper with his name, and that is very good ?????. And Peel did as well! Peel is not technically a member of the documentary crew so my wailing was not as loud for him, but I was still prepared to mourn because I mourn so beautifully, my bosom heaving.

Other little humans did the graduating as well. Apparently it happens every year! And you are expected to give a gift, so I have prepared my gifts for Al and Peel.

( It took many hours but I think it is worth it. )

There were others, but obviously this is the best, most important gift. So, yes, Happy Merry I still don't truly know what this is A Graduation to you all.

There is no doubt that Boggy is the very best emotional support frog familiar that there is, but I have been considering maybe getting a not familiar pet once it's more into summer. Thoughts on the sort of pet would be best for someone whose sole experience has been with the most laid back familiar in existence?

TEENS

Hey! Hello. I don't know if anyone else would be interested in this, but I thought maybe it would be nice to have some kind of graduation or end of school or just a celebration of it being summer party? Would any of you be into that? It just feels like it would be nice. I don't usually do party planning or throw parties at all, but I have a house it could be at?

ETA: Since school is out on June 10, we'll aim to party on June 11!

HI I'M NEW AND I CANT GET CAPS TO TURN OFF? IS THIS USUAL HERE OR? BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M SHOUTING AND I HONESTLY ONLY SHOUT AT LIKE 3 PEOPLE AND YOU'RE NOT MADISON, LOGAN OR VINNY VAN LOWE. PROBABLY.

THE NAMES VERONICA MARS, SORRY TO SHOUT.

ALSO HAS ANYONE HERE SEEN ANYONE NAMED MAC OR WALLACE OR LOGAN? I THINK I SAW A CENTAUR WALKING DOWN THE STREET JUST NOW. WHICH...I GUESS IS NORMAL HERE? I NEED TO READ THIS PAMPHLET BETTER PROBABLY.

I'M DEFINITELY NOT IN NEPTUNE ANYMORE.

Good morning, fellow Outlanders!

You are all invited to participate in this year's Outlanders and Animals calendar! Be your best sexy sexy self in a photoshoot with all the cutest and coolest animals at the Vallo Wildlife Rehabilitation Sanctuary and the Vallo City Animal Shelter, and help us to repeat the incredible success of last year's effort.

[Wei Wuxian's favorite photo from last year's calendar, which involves much male nudity and bunnies]

We are also seeking volunteer photographers, makeup artists, stylists, set dressers, and others who are skilled artisans/artists comfortable with and respectful toward a variety of people and animals in varying states of undress.

Please express your interest as a volunteer model or artist in the comments here, and I will follow up with you accordingly.

My thanks and respect,
Lan Xichen
Acting Director of The Art of Expression

I have very terrible, terrible news for everyone.

Our dear, valued documentary crew member Alistaire Albeart Alisterr Alystre??? Al has announced that he will graduate.

He has lived a ...long? short? google please tell me how old are human lives today life. One of fulfillment and delight, as a member of our documentary crew, and he is very happy to be living out the rest of his days that way.

Your condolences may be sent to me, Nadja, and please, the more grandiose the better for me at this time as I am suffering.

A moment of silence for Al, and all who have graduated and will graduate in the future.




Now! If you were going to create a questionnaire for potential orgy invitees, what would you like it to ask? The standard questions of orgy experience, references, preferences, of course, but besides that!



Oh, by the way, eventually I will be throwing an orgy I should have led with that.

This place is a forever rollercoaster, isn't it?

RASALAS

I'm sure a bunch of people have already said as much, but I was sorry to see that list and how it touched you. It sounds hollow, but if you need anything, let me know? Company, food, whatever.

Hypothetically, if one were to go to bed last night at seventeen and wake up today at eighteen, what are some things that she should do today to celebrate being a year older and suddenly an adult?

Hypothetically!

Disney, no. 🥺

There have been a lot of things that I've gotten to read/listen to/watch that I'd never have been able to experience in 1969 and technically going to Disney is one of them, but uh. Pretty sure that place is way more rad than it was back then, I am just saying.

Consider me joining the legions that ever don't want to leave.

HELLO. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE DISNEY.

So I need to come up with a plan that will let me live here fulltime. Do I apply for a job here or do I just hide in a bathroom at the end of each day? Do I find this Mickey Mouse person and see what he has to say about all of this? If I make a compelling case, do you think he'll take me with him to whatever universe he takes this magical place to next???

How do you duct tape...like five other people to yourself without it becoming uncomfortable? This is the important one. Is there a spell for that?

WRECK HIM NADJA.

Oh HELLO TINY ONES what a delight for you that I am talking to you on this small thing!

Once, Nandor and Laszlo and I all went to see the most INCREDIBLE necromancer. Oh yes Colin Robinson and Guillermo were there too. And the documentary crew!!! Which, if anyone is interested in being a documentary crew ... person, do let us know, we're very interesting to listen to, you follow us around, you record us with the ... cameras, we tell you about our days, it is so much fun!



Completely unrelated, our documentary crew did have the unfortunate habit of dying. But one was 26 years old, he had lived a VERY LONG life really it was just a matter of time you know.

Our necromancer sold name keychains! I had Nadia, the boring version of Nadja, Nandor chose Steve, not sure why but I suppose Nandor The Rentless may be difficult to find, and Guillermo chose Gigi because Guillermo Greenburg Buillermo would not fit on one. I have ... obtained MANY for all of you so that I may know your names better, please tell me your name and I will supply you with an appropriate one.



Also, Nandor, I need to have PMS with you, make that happen now.






I mean a private messaging system.

People can be snatched back just like that? How does anyone get comfortable? If the guys can be taken away just like that, how do yo-

So coming into this place, I've seen a lot of the downsides already. Sorry to everyone that just lost someone, that's pretty awful. I know there are some very obvious upsides to being here, but what are some of people's favorites?

I'll start first - sunrises here are beautiful.

You know, this is the fourth or fifth time I've been sent to a different universe, and it's still a little disorienting. Does anyone else's stomach get all flip-floppy after they arrive, or is it just me? I think it's the whole time fluctuation thing. Like, I was here over a year ago, but it feels like I was just here, too.

So, hello again, Vallo! I'm Ochaco Uraraka. I was here about a year ago, but I'm not sure if there's anyone who remembers me or not. I know in these kinds of places, people are always coming and going, so for all I know, there could be completely different people here.