Jesse McCree (notquitenoon) wrote in valloic, @ 2021-03-02 09:33:00 |
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If the cops come knocking, I did not steal sixty million dollars. I swear. I ain't hardly sniffed at trouble in at least a month. Spent more time riding my bike and goofing off with the pets this week than planning a damn robbery. Christ on a cracker. Nearly pissed myself when I checked my bank balance to make sure I had enough to pay for a burrito.