it's eric bittle-zimmermann, thank you very much (stressbake) wrote in valloic,
I can't say I have ever dealt with anyone attacking me with extra bits, even here, and there are a lot of weird things that I did not expect to be real.
Oh! You've never met a turkey before? Does that mean Usually we eat turkeys, but I don't think anyone will be eating the ones that attacked us. Some people just obliterated them and I can't say I'm sad about it! Maybe you can try one roasted unless you are a vegetarian?