If you happen to be torn on whether or not you should hurt these turkeys if you have the opportunity to do so before they get to you, the answer is a tentative 'yes'. And I'm also glad I remembered bobcats are one of the predators animals of turkeys in the wild, but I still feel bad about [...] doing what I did.
RIP to my newest favorite coat. I could use some help buying a new one; something with a neon green accent?
The next time I face a villain, turkey form it is. They won't know what hit them.