So with reports of the turkey hoards (things I never thought would be a problem for 500, Alex?) if anyone is hunkering down inside and needs anything - just leave it here or shoot me a text. I'll make sure it gets to you. I'd recommend the sticking inside personally if aggressive turkey hoards is out of your wheelhouse.
ETA: If you need someone to watch after your kids while all this is going down, Regina has offered up her house. It's protected against the turkeys and I will vouch for her fantastic skills. As well as teleportation if needed.