|just ashe, honey (wearsthehat) wrote in valloic,|
@ 2021-02-10 07:33:00
|Entry tags:||!network post, critical role: vax'ildan, harry potter: george weasley, it: richie tozier, overwatch: jesse mccree, villains series: sydney clarke, wicked saints: ostyia rabalska, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: calamity ashe|
AWW HELL -- no you don't you sonuvabitch; back up. I SAID BACK UP. GIT. GIT. Hey, Vallo, this here's Ashe; I had a... a thingie--- B.O.B. HERD IT AWAY FROM THE GUNPOWDER -- I had a thingie written up but it got deleted, so I figured-- I'll just say it instead of tryin' to write it-- THEY'RE COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW--
All pink and red fireworks half off through Valentines! Come and git 'em. If you help me with these gobblers I take another 20% off the top. If you blow 'em up in MY STORE I'm gonna be madder than a long-tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs. You hear me? TAKE IT OUTSIDE.
Yeah, that's right Vallo. Them turkeys? They got into the city, and they're gonna have themselves a real nice Thankskilling.
FILTERED TO OSTYIA WHASERNAME. Is this filtered? Nah, don't think it is-- shiiiiiiiit, c'mon, it's not that har--- B.O.B.!! B.O.B.!! What did I TELL you?? Get them away from the GUNPOWDER. Yeah. YEAH. Like that. USE THE SHOCK MODE ON YOUR-- yeah!!! You got it. Way to go. Okay what was I-- oh yeah OSTYIA I was gonna be subtle and coy but shit's gone sideways; you wanna knock boots this Valentines Day? I know you like dynamite, and I wanna bang, so let me know if you wanna, 'cause I'm REAL sweet, and-- what in TARNATION-- B.O.B. they're IN MY OFFICE. I'ma wring their pimply little necks with my bare hands-- B.O.B.!! DO SOMETHING.
Y'all have a nice day, ya hear? Hope to see you soon! Mwha! That's a kiss.