ʙᴇᴇᴘ ʙᴇᴇᴘ, ʀɪᴄʜɪᴇ (trashing) wrote in valloic, @ 2021-01-25 09:43:00 |
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Praise be to Tally, who taught me how to make dandelion wine while we were in Depresso Vallo and so I started a batch here and it is like, for super smart people because it requires yeast and a fermentation vessel. Catch me on the flip side after 500 hours, it'll be ready and we'll drink it all.
Also, here's a handy list for people from Absolutely Not Vallo, if you never had real junk food before and need to perk up your tastebuds. This is just a starter.
• Dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets
• Funfetti cake
• Cheese balls in a can (not the curls, the balls)
• Turkey legs
• Fried cheese curds
• Any pie on a stick
• Funnel cake
• Cookie fries
• Chicken and waffles
• Pho (okay, that one's sorta healthy - how am I not dead from a heart attack yet? Who knows)
Alright, so. Because Nyx-o almost bit it in Nopeville, we gotta tone down the Hollapalooza party a little. This Thursday we're going to Smash - I don't mean that in a sexy way, I mean there's a place called Smash where you pay (or I pay - this is my gift) to whack pretty much anything with a baseball bat except people. Old trash you no longer want? Smash it. Bottles? Smash 'em. Pictures of your ex in a frame? SMASH. Feel free to bring whatever you want, to release your frustrations, and the place has plenty of stuff to take those frustrations out on too. You wear protective gear and there's music to accompany the smashing.
Then we're gonna hit up the nearest BBQ joint for a buffet and to stuff ourselves after exerting all that energy to smash shit.