I don't know how to not do something, man. If I don't have a job, I'll have to process everything we went through in the old Vallo, and everything in my home world, and let's face it, I have the emotional intelligence of a pinecone. I need a job, or I'll just sit around day-drinking with G until I can't hold a solid form.
[OGs] The internet is a series of tubes.
I'm kidding. Okay, so you know how we had the network back in Old Vallo, and we used phones and computers to connect to it and talk to other phones and computers? It's similar to that, but on a much larger scale. The internet includes "sites" you can access through your phone just like you do the conversation network here. Internet sites can be stores, information warehouses, endless pictures of cats, all kinds of stuff. You use a special site called a "search engine" to look through all those other sites and find a particular thing you're looking for.
If you want a hands-on walkthrough, I can probably show you better than I can tell you.