Russian Filter (in Russian).
English is a delinquent language.
It's okay, neither do I! I can barely cook anything at all, and like I said to Erik up there, trying to understand my grandma's recipes is like reading the Necronomicon. When Bitty made her pelmeni for me, we had to get her on Skype so he could see what size her hands are, because she thinks "handful" is a reasonable measurement. (Russian grandma hands aren't too different from the littlest hockey player's hands, it turns out.)