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just ashe, honey ([info]wearsthehat) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-12-26 09:45:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, she-ra: catra, the raven cycle: richard campbell gansey, villians: sydney clarke, ₴ inactive: calamity ashe, ₴ inactive: dwight hendrickson, ₴ inactive: jesse mccree, ₴ inactive: marina andrieski, ₴ it: richie tozier

Now, I ain't all that much 'bout Christmas, save seein' my friends and gettin' presents that sparkle near as much as my personality, but New Year's? Shit. New Year's is fun. You got a ready-made date slapped right there on the calendar for startin' fresh, doin' new ideas, plannin' out your schemes each and every month and exertin' just a hair of control on the unbroken stallion that's your future life. Then, to make things even more fun, you got a way to make hearts go boom in two ways - either a kiss at midnight, or my personal favorite, fireworks.

The following two pretties'll be sold at Bombshell from Monday, December 28th - through New Year's Eve at 2:00pm only. They're limited - first come, first serve - save for my close, personal friends who get first dibs on 'em this weekend as a 'thank you' for their Bombshell subscription (please see B.O.B. or yours truly if you're interested in joinin' up).

Midnight Kiss: Take romance into your own hands by settin' off this purple, blue and pink firework that'll make every New Year's Eve sky look just like it should for the start of a new love affair: glittery, glitzy, and smellin' of smoke.

Resolution Revolution: Get a head start on your goals this year by blowin' negativity sky high with this firework set that actually counts down the last 10 seconds of the year. This pack of reliable babies will make sure you don't miss a single moment of the old year while gettin' you set up for the new.

And, of course, I'll be selling sparklers for the kiddies that even a total idiot couldn't hurt himself with (make sure you sign the required waiver that B.O.B. will provide upon purchase).

Now, I figure most of you people'll be drinkin' and carousin' New Year's Eve. That's just fine. When you wake up the next day madder than a mosquito in a mannequin factory 'cause your throat hurts and your head hurts and you wanna die, why don't you skedaddle that pretty dehydrated ass over to the Deadgang Hideout on the edge of town (coordinates/directions attached)? B.O.B. and I'll be servin' up vittles that are guaranteed to perk you right on up and give you luck for the new year, including Hoppin' John (with ham hock and black eyed peas, 'course, this ain't my first rodeo), collards, cornbread with honey butter, and Jesse's favorite tamales, that I ain't never done before and will probably fuck up big time, but B.O.B. promised to supervise and he's got a good head for measurements. Come on by anytime between 10:00am New Year's Day through to 8:00pm. No weapons, no hollerin', and no fightin' unless you take it outside, take your shirts off, and make it look real damn good.

My resolution? Thanks for asking. Why, it's not to be so nice. I'm such a retiring, sweet little thing. I need to be more assertive, get what I want outta life.



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[info]trashmouthed
2020-12-26 04:23 pm UTC (link)
Lotsa words here and I'm only on one cup of coffee but I think I'm into most of them.

I'll be there for your Hoppin' John. Do you and B.O.B. want any help rustling all that up?

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-12-26 04:26 pm UTC (link)
Aw, hell. Thanks for the offer, but B.O.B.'s made of a metal alloy and a can-do attitude for a reason. I'll run him ragged. You just show up hungry, and don't vomit on anything I like.

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[info]trashmouthed
2020-12-26 04:29 pm UTC (link)
No puking on your shit, got it. I don't plan to get too wasted for New Years, getting kind of old for that, but all that food sounds good anyway.

And I'm like, totally interested in subscribing to your fireworks. We just get like, bombs delivered to our doors?

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 04:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trashmouthed, 2020-12-26 04:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 05:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trashmouthed, 2020-12-26 05:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 05:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trashmouthed, 2020-12-26 05:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 05:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trashmouthed, 2020-12-26 05:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 05:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trashmouthed, 2020-12-26 06:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 06:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trashmouthed, 2020-12-26 06:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 06:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trashmouthed, 2020-12-26 06:26 pm UTC

[info]andrieski
2020-12-26 04:49 pm UTC (link)
That's as good a resolution as anything else. I usually strive to stay at the same level of 'not nice' and 'continue to take no shit' and 'continue not dying'.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-12-26 05:25 pm UTC (link)
I mostly gotta find a medium between "might shoot you for a half-dollar" and "tryin' too hard".

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[info]andrieski
2020-12-26 05:34 pm UTC (link)
I might not be the person to talk because I've had spells put on things to make people bleed out if they try to steal it.

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 05:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]andrieski, 2020-12-26 05:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 05:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]andrieski, 2020-12-26 05:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 06:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]andrieski, 2020-12-26 06:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 06:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]andrieski, 2020-12-26 07:40 pm UTC

[info]bullet_magnet
2020-12-26 04:53 pm UTC (link)
Those are definitely some interesting bombs.

And the phrase madder than a mosquito in a mannequin factory is new to me, but still entertaining.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-12-26 05:24 pm UTC (link)
I don't deal in "not interesting".

Well, it painted a right picture, didn't it?

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[info]bullet_magnet
2020-12-26 05:35 pm UTC (link)
From what I've seen, you don't. I'm still not sure how this all works, but we don't have many 'fancy' bombs unless you count fireworks.

It did, yeah.

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 05:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bullet_magnet, 2020-12-26 05:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 05:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bullet_magnet, 2020-12-26 05:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 06:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bullet_magnet, 2020-12-26 06:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 07:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bullet_magnet, 2020-12-26 07:46 pm UTC

[info]ostyia
2020-12-26 04:59 pm UTC (link)
Oh yes, just very demure.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-12-26 05:23 pm UTC (link)
Obviously! I'm a right little doormat.

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[info]bitlessdead
2020-12-26 05:05 pm UTC (link)
1) I'm just here for the food.

2) lmao more assertive.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-12-26 05:23 pm UTC (link)
You're here for B.O.B. in an apron; don't lie.

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[info]bitlessdead
2020-12-26 05:32 pm UTC (link)
Bet I could talk B.O.B. into doing that pretty much anytime.

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 05:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitlessdead, 2020-12-26 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 06:58 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 07:06 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 07:13 pm UTC

[info]hisses
2020-12-26 05:48 pm UTC (link)
A holiday dedicated too pretty explosives? I'm in love. I want five of the Revolution ones.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-12-26 05:51 pm UTC (link)
I'll set 'em aside for you. Catra, right? Vallo's okay, but this holiday? So much better than Christmas.

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[info]hisses
2020-12-26 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, no - the Santa and elves and red-nose reindeer mythos is creepy.

Thanks. I'm ready to spend this free government money irresponsibly.

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 06:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hisses, 2020-12-26 06:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 06:24 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 06:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hisses, 2020-12-26 08:08 pm UTC

[info]notquitenoon
2020-12-26 05:51 pm UTC (link)
Aw. Tamales. Can't wait. Won't even get too drunk the night before so everything won't taste like an ashtray.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-12-26 05:53 pm UTC (link)
You know the Deadlock Oath, Jesse. If Ashe is in the kitchen, and you think you gotta barf, swallow it back like a gent.

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[info]notquitenoon
2020-12-26 06:24 pm UTC (link)
Wouldn't dare break that one. Do you need a spare hand for stuff? Ain't much of a sous chef but I can chop onions and all that.

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 06:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notquitenoon, 2020-12-26 07:29 pm UTC
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[info]tmcnair
2020-12-26 06:12 pm UTC (link)
Ain't never tried any of that food before, I'll have to come and try it on New Years'.

Midnight Kiss sounds real pretty.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-12-26 06:25 pm UTC (link)
Well ain't you in for a treat. You're new here too, right?

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[info]tmcnair
2020-12-26 06:26 pm UTC (link)
Just a week or two, yeah. I'm looking forward to it! Now I just just need to find a good party to go to on the eve.

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 06:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tmcnair, 2020-12-26 06:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 07:02 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tmcnair, 2020-12-26 07:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 07:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tmcnair, 2020-12-26 07:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 07:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tmcnair, 2020-12-26 07:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 07:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tmcnair, 2020-12-26 07:23 pm UTC

[info]notdick
2020-12-26 06:58 pm UTC (link)
[...] I do like that Midnight Kiss is essentially bi-pride colors. Could you put me down for 5 of those, along with one of the Resolution Revolution ones? Thank you.

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[info]wearsthehat
2020-12-26 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Noticed that, did you? We here at Bombshell Inc are equal-opportunity blower-uppers.

I set your goods aside and made a note so B.O.B. knows what's up.

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(no subject) - [info]notdick, 2020-12-26 07:02 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]notdick, 2020-12-26 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2020-12-26 07:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notdick, 2020-12-26 07:45 pm UTC


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