[Ladies + Bash]
ALAS, early life in the orphanage set me up for such hair failures. I appreciate it more now than I used to when I was younger! You should hear about the time I tried to dye it black as night, and it went horribly bad and I looked like something out of a demonic cartoon. And then I turned it green trying to fix it!
Blue. Or green. Or peach, maybe? Yellow is a lovely color too.