I appreciate your enthusiasm, for someone who's clearly seen a great deal in life. Are you immortal? Do you mind questions? I'm intensely curious myself about people in this world because it's all so unusual to me. But I come from a place so much plainer than this, even if the skies are blue and the sun shines there. But this has such an array of characters that are all so varied and lovely.
I am Anne Shirley-Cuthbert, of Green Gables, and I welcome you to Vallo good sir.