I hope the humor came through on that, by the way.
Let's see. I can use magic to see invisible things. Or help myself and others breathe underwater. Or teleport in a fashion. Or just completely nuke something from range if I need to. Jump really well. I can smite targets in melee if I want. I have some limited healing ability. Cover myself in an icy armor. Sense undead or otherworldly creatures. Raise a specter if I kill so That's about it.