Magic Group.
Hello there, butting in, being awkward - I realize I'm very, very new here, but I'd be happy to assist you both with handling the workload. Even if it's the tedious stuff - I did quite a bit of diplomacy in my old position back home, and honestly the thought of burying myself in charts makes my heart flutter in the romantic way.
Let me know if you'd like an assistant, minion, gopher, etc etc.