Okay, that's it, I have finally had enough. You gave us dinosaurs, I said, sure, whatever. You gave us the Overlook, I said, okay, that fucking sucked, but whatever. Then we lost our facial hair for a day, no big deal, totally fine. But, this is where I draw the god damn line. YOU DON'T MESS WITH A MAN'S BACON!!! No bacon, no eggs, no toast, it all turns into a mother fucking APPLE!!!!!!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE ON APPLES ALONE?!!? I can't do it.