My dad's an NFL star - hockey, like me? Only he's famous and has gone to win the big hockey tournament in our world a few times now? One of those times was when I was a baby, and you get this huge trophy as a reward, it's called "The Cup" and it's a... giant silver cup trophy, haha. Anyway, there's hundreds of stories attached to this cup and it's got a lot of memories and stories. Being left on the road by one team, kegstands being done in it, having it set on fire, etc.
My story is that my parents set me in it for a photo op when I was a baby and apparently I pooped in it. While they were taking pictures for the news.
So, yeah. I'm an NFL player now myself and the one good thing about this place is that the picture isn't here. Unless Shitty ha