I don't have any stories about saving orphans and getting injured but one time, here, I was with my friend and we got attacked by killer bunnies and one latched itself to his arm so he beat it against a tree over and over to get it off. In this ruckus I ended up tripping over my own two pedicured feet and landing on my wrist in a way that cronched it.
This was like, a couple weeks before opening night for the musical I was doing but luckily I got it healed in time but wow, embarrassing??