Everything is sooooo expensive! They gave me SO much money and I was unbelievably excited and then and then I found out that it was FIVE DOLLARS for a slice of pizza? And leggings - which are the world's greatest invention - are so expensive and I am just utterly forsaken in all things.
But I would like to celebrate your holiday with you! I have lived now on an island for a while and it's been beautiful, and the sea and ocean provide such delights!