Dean
1) Yell at the staff if you find them loitering. 2) Say no to special requests, the two current guests have already had theirs granted. 3) Chase after the concierge, he has an eye for the housekeeping staff. 4) Flip the switch for the neon sign at dusk.
The Guest in room 0001 has a preference for the library and has requested we keep him supplied with coffee, which housekeeping can do. The Guest in room 0002 likes the beach, but I believe we have plenty of beach towels in stock.
Other than that, you are free to explore and do as you like. But you can only sleep in my room or room 404, which has a habit of sending you away from the hotel. The hotel hasn't provided any more rooms just for humans yet.