I suppose I'm not immune to alternate versions of myself like anyone else. One of us takes joy in ruling Hell and being evil, the other of us is a punisher of evil who had to be banished to Hell to rule it.
Indeed. Rather than let them take up more space than they already have, would you rather have lunch tomorrow with me? The idea of being a father myself is still incredibly strange to me but I can at least make an attempt at some paternal responsibilities.