Oof, okay. Well, full disclosure then-- I'm looking for, like, Annebiatoire's Planar Shiver or Roogisdottir's Ode of the Valkyric Wing (but really just the second stanza of that, whew Norse sorcerers really rambled on with the wordies). I'm sure there's a million other portal rituals, I just don't have any memorized and don't want to improvise something and have my guts teleported down the block. You know what I mean?