"I'm actually an agnostic," Klaus pointed out. "But when I died god told me I couldn't stay there because she couldn't stand me. Which was fine. I thought I was going to get to see Dave but instead I got my father. Huge disappointment."
He shrugged, but with Chloe's dad being gone, thought he should at least explain why seeing his own departed father was such a let down. "My dad bought us all as infants and raised us not as children but as some bizarre crime fighting team with odd superpowers. And like literally locked the sister that blew up the moon in this weird dungeon for a while. It's all very weird and kinda abusive, but at the very least he wouldn't have won father of the year.
"We're all adults now though, and the apocalypse brought us back together so there's that."
And now, here in Vallo, they were closer than ever. "I'll introduce you sometime, if you want."