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The Doctor ([info]attack_eyebrows) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-07-14 20:02:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, ₴ inactive: aramis, ₴ inactive: emma swan, ₴ inactive: river song

Back in our universe, River and I were regularly invited by the Fish people of Atlantis to their annual parties. It was great, until one year they decided to make us their main course by tying us up, dipping us in guacamole, and hanging us over a fire pit.

Just saying. Have fun, but stay on guard.


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[info]parrviolet
2020-07-15 12:11 am UTC (link)
Are you going to check it out?

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[info]attack_eyebrows
2020-07-15 12:28 am UTC (link)
Sure did. I went with the first group this morning.

We returned guacamole-free.

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[info]parrviolet
2020-07-15 12:29 am UTC (link)
That's good! My roommate and I are going to head out here in a minute.

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[info]attack_eyebrows
2020-07-15 01:27 am UTC (link)
Who's your roommate?

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(no subject) - [info]parrviolet, 2020-07-15 01:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]attack_eyebrows, 2020-07-15 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]parrviolet, 2020-07-15 02:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]attack_eyebrows, 2020-07-15 02:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]parrviolet, 2020-07-15 02:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]attack_eyebrows, 2020-07-15 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]parrviolet, 2020-07-15 03:44 am UTC

[info]romantichero
2020-07-15 12:14 am UTC (link)
Pity you weren't worthy of the taste without gobs of avocado.

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[info]attack_eyebrows
2020-07-15 12:27 am UTC (link)
I don't know what you're talking about. The avocado only enhanced our flavor!

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[info]romantichero
2020-07-15 12:35 am UTC (link)
A shriveled up husk of a man that you are? I doubt tha Appropriate spices would have done a better job.

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[info]attack_eyebrows
2020-07-15 01:26 am UTC (link)
Hey, we had nothing to say about their recipe. Personally, I would've picked bbq sauce.

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[info]unsolved
2020-07-15 12:29 am UTC (link)
How did you escape?

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[info]attack_eyebrows
2020-07-15 01:22 am UTC (link)
Wouldn't you like to know.

Basically some clever talk on my part. Asked them whether or not they'd tried the guacamole beforehand, because it tasted off, and while they were distracted, we pulled a Houdini.

Fish People are ridiculously distracted. It's the whole attention span of a goldfish thing.

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[info]unsolved
2020-07-15 02:38 am UTC (link)
Did you get any samp Interesting. I'll add it to my notes.

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[info]attack_eyebrows
2020-07-15 03:27 am UTC (link)
Notes, huh?

What sort of notes are we talking about?

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[info]strappinglad
2020-07-15 12:53 am UTC (link)
Well that's a big 180. Do they have party fouls punishable by death or something?

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[info]attack_eyebrows
2020-07-15 01:24 am UTC (link)
You mean, did we do something that made them want to eat us? Not that we were aware of. I like wrote, we'd been to their parties before without a problem, and no evidence of eating anything but seaweed and smaller fish before.

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[info]strappinglad
2020-07-15 02:12 am UTC (link)
I did mean that, yes. So cross Fish People off my list of imaginary but no wait, they're really real, creatures to meet?

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[info]attack_eyebrows
2020-07-15 02:21 am UTC (link)
I'd say yes.

What imaginary but no wait, they're really real creatures do you have in your universe?

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(no subject) - [info]strappinglad, 2020-07-15 03:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]attack_eyebrows, 2020-07-15 03:28 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]attack_eyebrows, 2020-07-24 04:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]strappinglad, 2020-07-27 11:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]attack_eyebrows, 2020-07-28 12:24 am UTC

[info]littlewitch
2020-07-15 02:15 am UTC (link)
That's a red flag.

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[info]attack_eyebrows
2020-07-15 02:21 am UTC (link)
Right? Who cooks with guac, anyway?

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[info]littlewitch
2020-07-15 02:48 am UTC (link)
Yeah. Guac is strictly a side item. You dip food it in after you cook it.

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[info]attack_eyebrows
2020-07-15 03:28 am UTC (link)
Clearly, fish people have no taste. Or rather they have poor taste.

Seriously, cooking your guests is totally bad form.

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(no subject) - [info]littlewitch, 2020-07-15 03:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]attack_eyebrows, 2020-07-16 12:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlewitch, 2020-07-16 12:36 am UTC
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[info]godimclever
2020-07-15 03:30 am UTC (link)
It sounds as though you had an interesting time, in any case.

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[info]spacehair
2020-07-15 11:35 pm UTC (link)
But you just had to check it out anyway, didn't you?

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[info]attack_eyebrows
2020-07-16 12:10 am UTC (link)
For safety sake.

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[info]spacehair
2020-07-16 12:20 am UTC (link)
Curiosity, more like.

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[info]attack_eyebrows
2020-07-16 01:19 am UTC (link)
It can't be both?

You know, mermaid tails don't have ankles.

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(no subject) - [info]spacehair, 2020-07-16 01:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]attack_eyebrows, 2020-07-16 07:54 pm UTC
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