This place, in no way or form, looks like Fillory. Which is good because I never woke up this morning and wished a portal to take me back to New Fillory. I also didn't wake this morning and hope a portal would take me to a land either but I guess that stuff happens whether we want it to or not, doesn't it?
Anyway, I'm Josh. And if the portal is taking requests, I'd like my restaurant to follow me here too if possible.