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Tweak says, "WHAT DO ANGELS DREAM OF?"

essek "genuine hot boi" widogast ✨ (shadowhand) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-08-10 10:52:00

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!: network post, critical role: essek thelyss, ₴ inactive: briar moss

These plants are starting to attempt to invade my greenhouse and it's becoming a nuisance. I know that this is likely a case of "there are bigger problems in the world, Essek" and "you should reevaluate your priorities, Essek", but I will be difficult to live with if they impede my orchids yet again.

More difficult than normal. I am self aware.

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	respectthealpha 2024-08-10 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	You know what, Orym and I will be there soon to help. Don't even worry. We got you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-08-10 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	That is highly thoughtful, but perhaps ah unnecessary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-08-10 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	No, no, we insist! You know what, I'm bringing Ash too. And FCG. And Dorian. Just the gang reunited! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-08-10 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	The gang reuni-- Ah. Hello. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-08-10 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	All of us adventurers. Just picture it, all of us sitting around, chatting about old times. Maybe we stay for dinner. Late night drinks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-08-11 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps we schedule an actual visit, rather than so spur of the moment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-08-11 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Listen, you need the Bells Hells, the Bells Hells respond. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-08-11 03:34 am UTC (link)
	It is surely appreciated. And I will not pretend but so much—I am glad to have had the opportunity to meet you all, despite the circumstances. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2024-08-11 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	You're a good man. I'm going to make you something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-08-11 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Oh? What are you making? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	talon_to 2024-08-10 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	I would like to experiment on them please! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-08-10 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	Not until your father or I give them a thorough look, first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	talon_to 2024-08-10 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	Can I look while you are looking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-08-10 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	From a safe distance, perhaps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	talon_to 2024-08-10 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	But what IS a safe distance? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-08-11 02:31 am UTC (link)
	From inside, through a window. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	talon_to 2024-08-11 03:04 am UTC (link)
	But Dad!! That's so far! And I can't hear it or smell it or touch it and those are many observations that will be incomplete! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-08-11 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Can we not relay these observations to you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	talon_to 2024-08-11 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	No, that is a secondhand observation it does not count. I can write in my report that YOU said XYZ about it but I cannot verify that information. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-08-11 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I think it is only fair that you begin with a secondhand observation, then be potentially allowed to confirm or not, depending on if we determine it safe or not. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	runechild 2024-08-10 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	I was going to offer to assist but it seems as though you've plenty of help! Wonderful! I'll bring a tea platter shortly. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-08-10 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	How dare you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2024-08-10 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	I would just hate to be in the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-08-11 02:32 am UTC (link)
	I think you are just jealous that I now have two adventuring parties I get to teleport across the world, rather than just one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2024-08-11 03:01 am UTC (link)
	More like I'm very proud of you for making friends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-08-11 03:36 am UTC (link)
	I seem to only make friendships in extreme circumstances and when transportation is needed. Hm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2024-08-11 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	I am an extraordinary circumstance, darling, thank you so much for drawing attention to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-08-11 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	I am a reasonable man. Exceptions can sometimes be made. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bendreality 2024-08-10 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	This feels like more of a threat to me than it does anyone else. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-08-10 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	I believe this sort of situation was included in my vows. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bendreality 2024-08-11 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Hm. I do not remember them being this specific. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-08-11 02:32 am UTC (link)
	With your impeccable memory? I can scarcely believe it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	briarmoss 2024-08-11 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Let me know if you need help? I can at least probably put decent protections on the other plants. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-08-11 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	I will certainly let you know. Right now they are largely being kept at bay by my own wards and magic, but I cannot say how long that will be sustainable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	briarmoss 2024-08-11 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Those things are all over the place. It's... concerning. (Reply to this) (Parent)