Aside from the trouble at the beginning (I take it from the reactions that that sort of thing doesn't often happen here), I had a grand time last night at Fight Club. I am sure no one would have allowed me to enter such a thing back in Buckkeep. Though, given my performance, perhaps that's for the best. I'd never be able to look Blade in the eye again if he saw what a poor showing I made, and I'm sure I wouldn't hear the end of it from Valiant for at least a month (teenage boys are cruel, aren't they?)
Thank you, Ashton, for not going easy on me, even if I suspect I'll be feeling this lip for some days to come.