What?? No. Chris is a great kid. He's sweet, he's kind, he's bright and clever and way too sensitive, but like, I don't know, maybe that's a good thing? And if he were back home, he'd go to some ritzy ass college and become a doctor or a veterinarian or get some fancy ass job working with animals or something.
I'm an ex-cop who quit my job and spent ten years travelling the world sleeping under bridges and then got stuck in some weird pocket dimension where I immediately got mind-controlled and. What the fuck kind of future is he going to have with me, compared to his rich, successful parents and his protective older sisters?