I will bring the spear just in case, but I promise not to stab any of them.
[Steve]
Oh is that why you kept walking in front of the TV? Steve, your ass is perfect. I love your ass. As soon as I see you, I will make up for seven hours of not touching your ass, I promise.
I'm sorry that I made your ass feel neglected. When we get our power back I'll try not to let the game distract me so much from your callipygian cheeks.
Sometimes if I get really caught up in something though I tend to tune out the rest of the world. Not intentionally. It just kind of...happens.