My dress didn't have pockets and I was bummed and then Thing said HE could be a pocket and I was like omg no you are way better than a pocket but hands are not pockets and then he was like "hands hold things, hands are pockets" but I said that the dictionary says it's something SEWN INTO something and I am NOT sewing Thing onto my dress also it would be really tiring to stay on my hip when he rides around on my shoulder!