thor odinson isn't wearing his mother's drapes (thundering) wrote in valloic,
There was a time that Sif tied me, Loki, and the Warriors Three together. It was her grand idea to foster our brotherhood again, after we had a falling out over a maiden from Vanaheim.
I will never forget the stench coming off Volstagg, who had just returned from a three day drinking binge with Loki and didn't have the foresight to make a stop at the baths.