I would be happy to keep her distracted in order not to have you commit completely justifiable murder, but I do also have a friendly face, or so I am told! If you are in need of someone like that at the DOA, and not just with Brenda. I have dealt with many influential people to know the right things to say to keep tempers even-keeled. Mostly.
I do have a few people who could vouch for me, if you need it!