» My paternal genetic donor is a demon lord who tricked my mother into a one night stand with him. » It was just her, me, my grandmother until I started acting out in kindergarten. » Long story short, she met the man who would become my stepfather, an expert in demonology who is also a priest and a half-demon himself. » Though now that you mention it my grandmother would absolutely bury someone in her garden if they threatened her family. Her shovel slinging skills are something else even in her 90s. » Monopoly on the other hand is actual torture and I don't understand why people willingly choose to play it. » The junior version isn't so bad though. » You want anything to eat? I'll order while you head over.