Is it wrong if I'm kinda jealous over this other Leon? Not because of Revy, because Christ, dating her would be a headache and a half, but this guy's apparently got a bunch of friends, and a long-term, smoking hot, live-in girlfriend, and lives close to our little brother and can see him whenever he wants, and still has his job. And I didn't even have any of that before I went to go be a homeless world traveller for ten years.
Christ, my own brother left without even saying goodbye back home. What if I'm the worst of all possible Leons?