I need someone to adopt my boss if I get vaporized. He's very strong and smart and comes with a Laurence, but he can't run the arts centre on his own with a healthy work-life balance without help.
Also, you need to adopt our teenagers too. They're great and come with animal onesies. And a Sophie. She needs to be reminded to eat sometimes and needs the occasional game night where she will CHEAT to win, but well worth having her in your life.
(We're not getting vaporized. Iggy said we're not allowed, so we're not going to be. But this is for that 0.0000001% chance we might.)