Peter | Kamala
So before I left New York, I met this other Peter Parker from another universe and he could shoot webs out of his wrists, like, his actual wrists, not a webslinger, and I was wondering how he could do that, and then it turns out that there's a Peter Parker in some universe that was injected with a mutagen and it turned him into a giant pregnant spider and then he gave birth to himself and then he could shoot webs out of his wrists? Which maybe that's what happened with the Peter I met but he didn't want to tell us because he didn't want to freak us out?
Anyway, and then it turns out that there's a lot of Peter Parkers in a lot of universes that turn into a Man-Spider and I think I'm growing another eye!!