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[filtered to new asgard, friends, family]

Well, I never want to see a Jello mold again after yesterday but - we're okay over here (me, Edwin, Lena) and I just wanted to give a quick check-in.

Someone please check on Sleipnir, Firehooves, and Croki because Loki's probably stomping around mad. Ástvinur, I know you're mad.

Also I'm missing me and Prue's cooking class and we were supposed to do blintzes this week. Damnit.

Alright, so I think that smashing things had some real fucking success because when I went to the Underground to punch the fuck out of something to work, there's some goddamn like, cabinet thing outside.

With my track record of finding shit, I'm going to guess this is important.

Or I'll smash it, whatever.

And in spite of being around (and selling, I'm fucking amazing at selling who knew? Me.) magical shit the other day, I don't know what the fuck it does.

So you all in wherever the fuck you are look for a cabinet-cupboard thing and we'll see if you're supposed to get out that way or some shit?

I volunteer to throw a knife or Vax into it.

Also someone tell me how my idiot protege and my idiot brother are.

FILTERED TO RAYLAN GIVENS + DOC, WYNONNA, WAVERLY, NICOLE & SYDNEY

Hey, you. Please check in when you can. I know there's a lot happening on your end, but we'd all like to know you're alive AND safe.

FILTERED TO ELSA

Hey, beautiful. I miss you.

Write back so I know you didn't get eaten by a giant frog, since that's apparently a thing over wherever you guys are.

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IDK if this has been figured out already or not, but are we all experiencing the same rooms? But in different order?

Cause if we are watch out for the library. Some of the books will try to kill you.

And the room with the broken ballista has a creature that's going to try and kill you.

I think I saw someone mention jello? And an orb? That's at least four different rooms, right?

What else do we have to look forward to?

And has anyone found crystals? I told Lance that we'd found a paper saying we should keep an eye out for them, but its been a crazy five days.