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Did anyone manage to sleep last night? I couldn't with the chorus of cicadas who will not shut up.

There's something deeply satisfying about shooting giant cicadas. The resulting mess, not so much. Keep your mouths closed and covered if you're in the midst of it.

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Sorry I've been hiding out. I miss y Are you okay?

Yo. Said a few times here and there that I can't do magic, which is like... true.... but I also can do a little that's mostly just mixing some things and ~manifesting~ (you don't go to Havisham and not leave with recipes for effective stimulants).

So if you're tired as shit from the cicada rave, come by the Forge, where I'll be selling Thom's (in)Famous Cold Brew in between being a sexy mechanic. Guaranteed to wake you up to the point where you vibrate for the next six hours, and it's tasty AF. Friends get discounts, maybe.

Doc McCoy, you still in the prosthetic arm fixing/cleaning business or no? I thought I was good after the gremlins thing, but with the bug guts during this round of stupid, not doing great.

Other prosthetic wearers out there - any tips for keeping crap out of the joints?

Hey, all science-only-but-not-magic people including anyone in STAR labs! I need help on something personal, please message me!

Well, I can confidently say that if on the off chance that buzzard wasps come through here from my world, you will all be successfully prepared.

Meanwhile, Unagi has decided he likes these new tasty snacks.

If you would like a brief respite from whatever is going on outside, might I suggest listening to a very specific podcast?

In other words, I just uploaded a new one where I talk about basic theories of time manipulation and how it relates to a scientific study of spacetime, a recipe for candied carrot soup, and the tale of how an experiment gone awry is why I keep my hair short. All very riveting stuff -- or, at the very least, a break for the ears if the volume of your device is up high enough.

And that is officially enough marketing of myself for today.